FML : Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin...

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Wednesday 7 May 2014 23:06 / United States

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By strokesie | 23

#5938154 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:20

At least they were entertained, right?

By TorturedXeno | 27

#5938160 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:22

That's when you say, "Are you not entertained???"

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By strokesie | 23

#5938154 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:20

At least they were entertained, right?

relevantelephant | 5

#5938164 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:23

Or pooped themselves

ImAFaker | 29

#5938193 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:46

You should have sang "Let it Go" when he was pooping. That would've been epic.

DrHail | 22

#5938238 - Thursday 8 May 2014 07:31

Probably worked well as a laxative!

By moomanjohnny | 10

#5938155 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:20

That must've been awkward. Hopefully you got that sorted out OP.

gjikvtj | 18

#5938173 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:28

OP should file a lawsuit

Viizzy | 6

#5938176 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:29

#14, Why would that even be worth of a lawsuit?

By KillSwitch96 | 17

#5938157 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:20

You must have been singing pretty loud to have not heard them grunting and straining!

DrHail | 22

#5938237 - Thursday 8 May 2014 07:30

Time for some prune juice! He can give him awkward looks elsewhere, now!

By kwyk | 23

#5938158 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:20

We all do it... right?

Stazza11 | 27

#5938213 - Thursday 8 May 2014 06:33

Sing or get constipated? Haha

Andicc | 19

#5938243 - Thursday 8 May 2014 07:52

.....Or walk in on someone shitting (or not shitting in this instance lol)

ItsJustMe1616 | 26

#5938296 - Thursday 8 May 2014 10:25

I'm gonna go a head and say all of the above lol

RedPillSucks | 30

#5938917 - Thursday 8 May 2014 11:33

Just not all at the same time

By PippaButtertubs | 15

#5938159 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:22

Why were they there in the first place????

ItsJustMe1616 | 26

#5938298 - Thursday 8 May 2014 10:27

I think the answer to your question is relatively obvious my friend...

PippaButtertubs | 15

#5938408 - Thursday 8 May 2014 01:22

I meant in the house...

Eleanor6141 | 11

#5938475 - Thursday 8 May 2014 03:44

not enough face palm's in the world..

RedPillSucks | 30

#5938921 - Thursday 8 May 2014 11:34

@43 "relatively" .... Good one...

By TorturedXeno | 27

#5938160 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:22

That's when you say, "Are you not entertained???"

By ruxtain | 15

#5938161 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:22

Happened to me once.

ItsJustMe1616 | 26

#5938655 - Thursday 8 May 2014 07:38

Once....

By DoubleJay95 | 13

#5938163 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:23

They were probably more suprised you didn't knock.

A_Twerking_Koala | 9

#5939101 - Friday 9 May 2014 02:50

I think they didn't give a shit.

By brandoneyez1 | 25

#5938167 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:25

House wasn't as empty as you thought. Your cousin was behind door #2

By conman531 | 22

#5938168 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:25

Someone's full of shit

TheAbstract | 14

#5938227 - Thursday 8 May 2014 07:08

I'm sure you can see yourself out.

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