By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
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At least they were entertained, right?

TorturedXeno 27

That's when you say, "Are you not entertained???"


At least they were entertained, right?

You should have sang "Let it Go" when he was pooping. That would've been epic.

Probably worked well as a laxative!

That must've been awkward. Hopefully you got that sorted out OP.

OP should file a lawsuit

#14, Why would that even be worth of a lawsuit?

You must have been singing pretty loud to have not heard them grunting and straining!

Time for some prune juice! He can give him awkward looks elsewhere, now!

We all do it... right?

Sing or get constipated? Haha

.....Or walk in on someone shitting (or not shitting in this instance lol)

I'm gonna go a head and say all of the above lol

Just not all at the same time

Why were they there in the first place????

I think the answer to your question is relatively obvious my friend...

I meant in the house...

not enough face palm's in the world..

@43 "relatively" .... Good one...

TorturedXeno 27

That's when you say, "Are you not entertained???"

They were probably more suprised you didn't knock.

I think they didn't give a shit.

House wasn't as empty as you thought. Your cousin was behind door #2

Someone's full of shit

I'm sure you can see yourself out.