Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
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strokesie
| 23
At least they were entertained, right?
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TorturedXeno
| 27
That's when you say, "Are you not entertained???"
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strokesie
| 23
At least they were entertained, right?
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relevantelephant
| 5
Or pooped themselves
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ImAFaker
| 29
You should have sang "Let it Go" when he was pooping. That would've been epic.
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DrHail
| 22
Probably worked well as a laxative!
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moomanjohnny
| 10
That must've been awkward. Hopefully you got that sorted out OP.
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gjikvtj
| 18
OP should file a lawsuit
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Viizzy
| 6
#14, Why would that even be worth of a lawsuit?
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KillSwitch96
| 18
You must have been singing pretty loud to have not heard them grunting and straining!
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DrHail
| 22
Time for some prune juice! He can give him awkward looks elsewhere, now!
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kwyk
| 23
We all do it... right?
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Stazza11
| 27
Sing or get constipated? Haha
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Andicc
| 19
.....Or walk in on someone shitting (or not shitting in this instance lol)
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ItsJustMe1616
| 26
I'm gonna go a head and say all of the above lol
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Just not all at the same time
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PippaButtertubs
| 15
Why were they there in the first place????
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ItsJustMe1616
| 26
I think the answer to your question is relatively obvious my friend...
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PippaButtertubs
| 15
I meant in the house...
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Eleanor6141
| 11
not enough face palm's in the world..
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RedPillSucks
| 31
@43 "relatively" ....
Good one...
Good one...
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TorturedXeno
| 27
That's when you say, "Are you not entertained???"
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ruxtain
| 15
Happened to me once.
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ItsJustMe1616
| 26
Once....
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DoubleJay95
| 13
They were probably more suprised you didn't knock.
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A_Twerking_Koala
| 9
I think they didn't give a shit.
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brandoneyez1
| 25
House wasn't as empty as you thought. Your cousin was behind door #2
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conman531
| 23
Someone's full of shit
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TheAbstract
| 15
I'm sure you can see yourself out.