Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML
Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML
Today, I realized I shouldn't have confessed anonymously to my long time crush through an anonymous account. I was so happy that they noticed me a little and made posts that seems directed to me, but then they just stopped. I'm so sad and craving their attention that I'm getting upset when I shouldn't be. FML
Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went down a four-hour YouTube rabbit hole trying to understand the Onision drama. I finally snapped out if it, thinking, "I don't care about any of this. What am I doing with my life?" FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
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kAPISH 29
That was nice of you. Karma's a bitch huh!
leary96 15
Just because they don't like what you or I like doesn't mean that their parents didn't love them, it means they like a fandom. I like Dr. Who does that make me an attention seeking loser?
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Comments (112)
DaisyDanger 7
YDI because no matter what it is, you should never crap on something that makes someone else happy, even if you think it's silly, maybe that's all they have. I grew up being bullied and don't have many friends, it would be so depressing to me if someone made fun of my '86 Cutlass in a car forum.
rybaby23 8
Well that's what you get for being a Douche. If you don't like something why would you waste your time going to a forum just to make fun of people that actually like it. Didn't they ever teach you in school "treat others the way you wanted to be treated"?
Villy23 12
You can't possibly be expecting sympathy...
Rippa1986 10
You totally deserved it. Wake up call! Time to turn your life around
tayymeds 23
So you decided bullying other people that you don't even know was the answer to your own problems? YDI.
urnnotvase 10
This just confirms once again that people who feel the need to put others down do so because they are insecure about themselves. You pick on other people to turn attention away from yourself. That's shameful. Focus on lifting people up instead of putting them down. It will open up a whole new road of possibilities and a better attitude in general for you, OP.
ilovefall10 21
If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
What have the bronies ever done to you?
ElloSubjects 9
Here #37, tell me if this earns me an awful life; "Today, I was trolled. FML"
ElloSubjects 9
Although I know OP highly deserves this, I love how some people saying putting people down is awful and calling OP an asswipe, are ending up putting him down as well. Can't fight fire with fire...