Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
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Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML
Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML
Today, I realized I shouldn't have confessed anonymously to my long time crush through an anonymous account. I was so happy that they noticed me a little and made posts that seems directed to me, but then they just stopped. I'm so sad and craving their attention that I'm getting upset when I shouldn't be. FML
Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went down a four-hour YouTube rabbit hole trying to understand the Onision drama. I finally snapped out if it, thinking, "I don't care about any of this. What am I doing with my life?" FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
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kAPISH 29
That was nice of you. Karma's a bitch huh!
leary96 15
Just because they don't like what you or I like doesn't mean that their parents didn't love them, it means they like a fandom. I like Dr. Who does that make me an attention seeking loser?
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Comments (112)
KissMyAnthia200 12
**** the bronies!**** the trolls!
RedPillSucks 33
Trolls ******* bronies??? God help me, I can't get the image out of my head!!!
davek 36
Better a troll than a brony.
worldclassrager 41
So that's why the show is so big
disabledhuman 2
It's great to come to that realization, but yeah, you fluckin deserved it.
Croco83 7
YDI for getting showed up by a bunch of creeps who jerk off to a little kid's show. I'd buy you a beer, but...nah, I'll leave you with a full bottle of Beam.
Monika444 1
Wise words I once read on the internet: it's your parents' fault for how you turned out, and it's your fault if you stay that way. Make a change, op.
RedPillSucks 33
Empathy doesn't require a PhD.... yet.
RedPillSucks 33
You messed up jerk maggot dipwad turdsoup! Why don't you do your trolling on FML like the rest of us. sob...., sniff....
Lomus 24
As I wrote in a previous comment, trolling and abuse are two different things. Trolling is saying something provocative in order to blow something petty out of proportion to watch the idiots cave in, blowing it even more out of proportion. Abuse is abuse.
BlackRoseAndMe11 11
Don't be so quick to judge others, you got what you deserved!
thecrazymancan 17
This sounds like it was written by a brony who never actually trolled anyone and is simply upset because he/she is constantly given crap about being a brony.