Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML
Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML
Today, I realized I shouldn't have confessed anonymously to my long time crush through an anonymous account. I was so happy that they noticed me a little and made posts that seems directed to me, but then they just stopped. I'm so sad and craving their attention that I'm getting upset when I shouldn't be. FML
Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went down a four-hour YouTube rabbit hole trying to understand the Onision drama. I finally snapped out if it, thinking, "I don't care about any of this. What am I doing with my life?" FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
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kAPISH 29
That was nice of you. Karma's a bitch huh!
leary96 15
Just because they don't like what you or I like doesn't mean that their parents didn't love them, it means they like a fandom. I like Dr. Who does that make me an attention seeking loser?
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Comments (112)
TrinityisLife 22
Awwww, there's enough love and forgiveness in Equestria for you! We forgive you!
belljars 22
I wouldn't mess with bronies anyway. They're passionate about they're interests.
blackrose3033 4
Sorry dude. But you want some friends, become a bronie. We don't turn anyone away.
Queenie2014 11
YDI for trolling you piece of shit
blondeambition1 4
This reminded me of one of my favorite memes. "ew you like such and such a fandom" over a picture of Lilo captioned "I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face"
pickleonaraft 7
Don't listen to all the people who are insulting you OP. Yeah what you did was wrong and YDI but now that you realize what you did wrong you can try and change it. Have a good day OP :D
ahraea 9
We're all entitled to our opinion, but that doesn't mean you have to be rude and judge others for their own opinion. Karma's a bitch, OP.
Greenmarsh 31
Head-up OP
F_Your_Life_001 0
You need some help there, bud
SimplyEcks 15
Who would've thought that the concept of treating others as you would like to be treated would be such a hard concept to grasp. I'm sure if someone came out of left field and talked shit about something you cared and enjoyed you wouldn't like it so why would you do that to others? I guess it's true what they say misery loves company. I won't say I sympathize with you OP but I do recognize that coming to that realization is hard to admit publicly, use that to try and push through the hate and try and be a better person.