By FML - 15/05/2012 19:02 - Finland

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML
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LeCommentator 1

Wo shi ge Chou San ba? That's probably what you said. Or could it be wo shi ge Jian nü?

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Kibaruto 33

Well, you are a dumb bitch then. I always look up words I'm taught in other languages, to avoid stuff like this.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yes I'm mad! I'M SOOO ******* MAD! I'M HULK MAD!! **** EVERYONE ON EARTH, **** YOU! A_TEEN MAD!!!

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memyselfandI07 1

Haha mean friends you got there

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pagullarka 9

It's nice that you still call them your friends :)

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klorehore 24

now learn how to say "you're a bunch of assholes" and greet them with that instead. After what they've done they kinda deserve the same treatment ;)

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challan 19

Suck on these little Chinese nuts would be better

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lazypopo 0

It happens a lot to people who want to learn new phrases in a different language (sometimes I would do it to people who want to learn Khmer.) But to say "hi/hello" in mandarin is "ni hao" and no I'm not trying to dupe you. I'm starting to teach myself mandarin through computer programs and websites.

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