Miscellaneous: Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends...

By FML - 15/05/2012 19:02 - Finland

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML

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By Salaryman - 15/02/2009 06:21 - Philippines

Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

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Today, I've learned two things. One, my Chinese cousins don't know much about the USA, and two, they now believe it's proper manners to shout, "FREEEEDOM" before ending a call with me. FML

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By ChickenBallsPlease - 28/01/2014 11:16 - United Kingdom - King's Lynn

Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my new boss sat me down and told me he's seriously reconsidering my hire, all because I greeted him with, "Howdy, boss!" instead of, "Good morning, sir." Apparently this indicates a lack of respect for his authority. FML

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By J - 30/08/2016 17:20 - United States - Englewood

Today, I heard from multiple people that my girlfriend called me a dumbass because I apparently sent her "Good Morning" twice. We aren't even three full days into the relationship. FML

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jessimica642 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:14

Lol that's so mean, but funny

Minna_fml 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:15

Then say nothing at all.

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happymom2g 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 16:32

It is kinda funny, you have to see that. Lol

Coffeebang 17

Wednesday 16 May 2012 17:25

This has happen to me

Cowhead 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 17:26

I dnt trust Asian ppl

pokerbratt 1

Wednesday 16 May 2012 17:35

another dumb American blonde...well done Chinese gurls !!

EvanescenceLuver 12

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:49

@187 You know it says on the FML box that OP is from Finland, right? Nice job being racist against Americans and blonde people. And who are you to be calling someone dumb when you spelled 'girls' with a 'U'?