By FML - 15/05/2012 19:02 - Finland

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 0

I did a similar thing once when asked by a new classmate to "say something in your language - it sounds so cute" and "it's amazing that even Chinese kids can speak that sing-songy language". I'm not Chinese. Being a new kid in a foreign place is difficult and full of daily annoyances. Forgive, forget, and have a friendship do-over. Or tell them to **** off in the language of your choice. Whatever you do, get over it.

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uy_fml 4

Some friends they are.

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purplepenquin 9

Don't beat yourself up too bad...at least you didn't get it tattooed!

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ohsheet 8

Look up "You're a dumb bitch" and go tell them that next time you see them

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rightspark 7

With friends like that who needs enemies. Anyway you should have look up what you were saying before saying it, can't trust anyone nowadays

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geniusfreddy 1

did you say something like 'wo shi sha bi'?

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Random951 12

My life is ruined because my friends told me a saying in Mandarin that isn't what they told me it meant. Even though they are the only ones that can understand what I'm saying, my life is still destroyed because of this event. /sarcasm

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hockey0429 4

Nice friends you got. If you're not in china then at least no one else laughed at you for calling yourself that

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