By Asian - 07/02/2016 19:03 - United States - Clover

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML
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deathstroke990 22

@everyone asking for op to translate it: it doesn't mean anything, its a pejorative phrase used by racist idiots to mock the Chinese language.

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ourtneyc 14

people can be so ignorant OP

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ourtneyc 14

people can be so ignorant OP

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blazingshot147 19

Well considering that the above phrase is mostly gibberish....

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theswanlake 13

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domolovesyoshi 33

According to google translate it means nothing

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mikuxxhatsune 32

They do mean something but only as individual words. That's like saying "pig car bus cloud honk". They are words but don't make a sentence.

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cheeeksss 29

I understand Mandarin, and I also can back up that this makes no sense. Reminds me of that UCLA girl who went viral for saying "ching chong ling long ting tong"

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Fangirl30317512 10

it does not mean anything. this is bull crap

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Dramori 29

@10 - It doesn't mean shit. It's an ignorant racist comment from someone trying to be funny by making sounds which they believe to be an approximation of what they heard. I'm Chinese so I'd like to think that I am a reliable source of information here!

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Lalala579121 27

Now I just want to walk up to a random person on the street and go "pig car bus cloud honk" and walk away.

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Suaria 38

My ex friend who is Chinese told me it doesn't mean anything. It is just a string of words that don't make sense together.

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domolovesyoshi 33

Wow what a dick, you should never assume anyone's race.

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strawberrydreams 18

I think you mean ethnicity/nationality because OP implied that they are already Asian, just not Chinese. I fully agree with you though.

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HonestPie 10

Well, assuming race in itself isn't bad. It's blabbing stereotypical unfunny, trash that's dumb.

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Malsain_fml 10

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Allornone 35

it means his boss is ignorant on a number of levels, and if this comment is serious, you are not far behind.

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Mpii 11

There is absolutely no implication of the person being op's boss.

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Malsain_fml 10

#25 Still in front of you though. Have you ever met that guy they call Irony? You should meet that guy, he changes your life. Really...

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Malsain_fml 10

Gosh! Have I been fooled? Must have been one of his relatives. They all look like...

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jackel_love 14

@56, absolutely unnecessary... Regardless of whatever you were trying to say you only come off as stupid as the person who was telling OP to translate.

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deathstroke990 22

@everyone asking for op to translate it: it doesn't mean anything, its a pejorative phrase used by racist idiots to mock the Chinese language.

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Malsain_fml 10

Alright, got it... but what does it mean...?

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Malsain_fml 10

I did. It's actually you guy who don't got it. I'm talking about irony.

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fangirlofthings 21

That is not how irony works.

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Lalala579121 27

That's not irony, that's just a bad joke.

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Malsain_fml 10

It could be disscussed! I am pretty sure it is a cultural issue eventually.

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jackel_love 14

It's a fail, Malsain. Accept and move on.

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Goblin182 26

Per Google translate: Eat insects that sing oh. But they probably didn't know it meant anything, just being racist.

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Mpii 11

I feel like education helps but some people just choose to not use their brain in everyday life and thus the remain ignorant.

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FSGInsainity 15

#18 You need a decent board of education for that.

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HonestPie 10

Not really... Just look at all the idiots that graduate from high school.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Don't let it bother you OP! Ignorance shows the stupidity of the beholder..

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DarkStorm2Bad 14

I believe the proper translation of "Ching chong ming chang ho" is "I'm a pathetic, ignorant bigot who can't even be bothered to attempt an actual Chinese sentence. Pity me."

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RJ4712 11

You have won the Internet. Or this thread.

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DoomedGemini 37

Even if that meant something and you were Chinese, why would you need to prove it to anyone? And like everyone of Chinese descent knows the language? Not even starting on the different dialects.. People make me want to hit my head on the wall sometimes..or their head.

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