By Anonymous - 23/06/2014 19:52 - United States
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Show it anywayChinese women can be such rude beings :/

Not fair OP. You weren't to know.. I'd learn a different language and find an offensive phrase to call your mother!
Already thread-jacking 9? The comments haven't even reached the second page yet!!
And that was her child...but that didn't stop her.
Not all children learn the language their parents speak. I never really learned Chinese even though my grandparents and mom speak it.
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The best way at getting even is learning some of the language, and letting her know by replying back in Chinese. I did that to in my Japanese class since I was only taking the class for an easy grade.
It's better than "********," which is what my friend's grandfather called her in mandarin until she figured it out.
How is "Japanese class" taken for an easy grade? If you're gonna lie, mKe up a better response.
113, if you already speak the language or at least have a decent grasp of it it can be done. I did the same thing with French.
Really?
Here? On FML? Gee, never would've guessed...
But at what cost?
Us thinking there a retard.
Mother knows best?
I started singing Mother Knows Best from Tangled after I read this.
I started singing "Mother's Little Helper" from the Rolling Stones.
I started singing "I like Chinese"... Nah, not really but I thought if the song after you other 2 singers.. Go on.. Google it...
That's adorable 'huge hint of sarcasm'
Hmm, my grandma's loving nickname for me was "gorda." She assumed that since I don't speak Spanish I couldn't understand it either. It means "fat" for all my fellow non Spanish speakers. Fyl OP.
As someone who's spent half their life in China, not a single word in any of the major Chinese languages translate to retard.
What a cruel world you live in. Call her something in a different language. Even if it's made up.
Yeah that'll show her!
#22 the display picture, oh the display picture
I'm sure I'd've made any attempt to find out what my mother has been calling me long before it's FML worthy. But either way, most Roman names were basically insults as well. I believe the most common roman name translated to "pea brained"
Nein! Double apostrophe VERBOTEN!
She has a good sense of humour OP you are lucky even though it's an odd nickname
Better than "Big Retard", I suppose.
Doc, this is unrelated, but how is your wife doing?
It's the thought that counts.
I mean..I'm not sure how much thought OP's mom really had to put into that nickname
Awwww, that's Motherly love right there. :)
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Mother knows best?
Better than "Big Retard", I suppose.