Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. We came to experience the country's culture, and to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, and not ten seconds later, a stranger approached and asked, "How much for your friend?" FML
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Andrew6111
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Reply "Same fee as your mom"
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Ruffclue
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For a pikachu.
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Truth_Nazi
| 0
Quite a different culture, good and bad. Still, sorry about that.
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monkeysinatree
| 6
What's vdm stand for?
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Truth_Nazi
| 0
FML in Polish I believe, I could be wrong
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Andrew6111
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Reply "Same fee as your mom"
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theHIGHroad2
| 5
That money will come in handy if there's an emergency and you need extra cash.. Think about it, anything could happen in a estrange country
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reddudeover
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3 - And then he gets really happy because his mom gives it away for free.
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
So much win in this response.
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bertman21
| 5
Fuck your friends life not yours, they are the one that almost got sold.
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Every1luvsfmls
| 6
Awkward moment when his mum is dead
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zombiejombie
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How did you come up with the conclusion that their mom is dead?
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
#33 is an alleged threadjacker.
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Addyy_
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33 - Who said anything about OP's friend almost being sold? It's not like OP named a price and the stranger left because it was too expensive.
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fatsid
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Hahahahahahhaha....... Gud 1 mate or, she costs more Dan u mum.
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vivienmoore
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The mam was probably a troll.
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trolodon
| 2
*Like a boss
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efemel94
| 7
€19.39
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thecubie123
| 0
Dude you made my day
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BostonBear
| 33
nah then he can skull fuck her
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lovertolover
| 4
Well, did you sell her? You could've stayed at a better hotel with some extra cash.
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lopsop
| 12
But it would be a lonely hotel room without your friend.
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EnterSandman_fml
| 20
Eh, I always like a quiet hotel room.
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rubberduckie94
| 13
How much money did you get when you sold her? Creepy though, reminds me of Hostel.
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hahauRrcool
| 0
Who cares as long as your not being sold, to a headhunter
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SnarkySoren
| 5
Don't mention that movie. It ruined my childhood. 3':
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Ruffclue
| 9
For a pikachu.
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mvems
| 13
You are brilliant.
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reddudeover
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34 - I didn't get it till you said something. I then took my time and said it slowly, followed by equally slow clapping.
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DomDomxoxo
| 16
Could someone explain? I tries slowly clapping while saying it. Didn't work for me
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ImTheAlpha
| 30
51- Saying Pikachu slowly sounds like peek at you.
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shannonreneee
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51, say it slowly
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NoisyNykkii
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52- actually, it sounds more like 'peek at you' if you say it fast.
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DomDomxoxo
| 16
Thanks guys! (:
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2ophiia
| 22
But, I mean, if an actual pikachu was involved, that would be a pretty tempting offer.
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DracoSpirita
| 21
86 - Indeed. In fact, the only possibly better offer would be a pikachu and bacon. Lots of bacon. But that's just me.
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Needafarm
| 22
So French men don't ask the question and what do you sell her for there?
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thatfrenchguy
| 8
Great joke.....take a lap
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SkateboardGirl88
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8- Da fuq did u just say?
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paintedchocolate
| 30
No, a frenchman wouldn't have to ask for a price.
He'd use his natural skills of wooing and charm your friend into coming with him.
He'd use his natural skills of wooing and charm your friend into coming with him.
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DollyDope
| 17
So you're assumed a pimp and your friend a whore. She definitely drew the short stick on that deal. FHL
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msilikegrapes
| 8
do you happen to know tygerarmy
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tygerarmy
| 35
Zombies Vs. Vikings, I like it.
Though it can only lead to Zombie Vikings.
The world is doomed.
Though it can only lead to Zombie Vikings.
The world is doomed.
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DollyDope
| 17
This guy? ^ negative, but apparently we're set to battle :)
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tygerarmy
| 35
Say that they're not for sale..
Only for rent.
Only for rent.
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reddudeover
| 2
But if you break you buy.
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ambowew
| 7
Pretty to look at, nice to hold.
But if you break it, consider it sold!
But if you break it, consider it sold!
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br0ccoli
| 14
Persuade with some perogies an he'll be on his way. Men are either hungry or horny. If his mouth is busy, the blood will rush to his stomach, taking blood away from his little head.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
I had Pierogies today filled with mashed potatoes and cheddar. So good.
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br0ccoli
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Yummy! I want to find a Polish bf with nice, recipe-sharing relatives so I can learn how to make them for myself.
These boxed perogies from the supermarket are too mainstream. Delicious, but mainstream.
These boxed perogies from the supermarket are too mainstream. Delicious, but mainstream.
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Eiregal2
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I had to Google perogie, had no idea what it was,then saw pic, tis a pasty!
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br0ccoli
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It's not so much a pastry as it is a pasta-like outside with a cheesy potato filling.
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conqueror57
| 11
They are surprisingly easy to make, just time consuming. We make them every Christmas.
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kirrra
| 11
instead of that,try finding a good recipe online. a lot less effort.
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MerrikBarbarian
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28- I had to teach my polish bf how to make Perogis so good luck with that. :p
Seriously, buy a Perogi press. It comes with recipes. Follow recipes and bam, you have Perogis. Time consuming, but so much better then store bought.
Seriously, buy a Perogi press. It comes with recipes. Follow recipes and bam, you have Perogis. Time consuming, but so much better then store bought.
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KiddNYC1O
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How do you guys manage to misspell Pierogies after I've spelled it right? Nah, I'm teasing. I don't know of there's another way of spelling it.
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br0ccoli
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Good idea guys. I'll just get a press and a recipe. Kidnyc, I have no idea how it's really spelled. I just know it's delicious.
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Hopka
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Pierogi. Not perogi or perogies. Pierogi is already plural.
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Oles123
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They're also ukrainian, not polish