FML : Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. We came to experience the country's culture, and to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe....

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Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. We came to experience the country's culture, and to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, and not ten seconds later, a stranger approached and asked, "How much for your friend?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LearnToLive / Tuesday 15 May 2012 15:59 /

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By Andrew6111 | 6

#4439534 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:14

Reply "Same fee as your mom"

By Ruffclue | 9

#4439561 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:18

For a pikachu.

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By Truth_Nazi | 0

#4439522 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:13

Quite a different culture, good and bad. Still, sorry about that.

By monkeysinatree | 6

#4439529 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:14

What's vdm stand for?

Truth_Nazi | 0

#4439541 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:15

FML in Polish I believe, I could be wrong

By Andrew6111 | 6

#4439534 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:14

Reply "Same fee as your mom"

theHIGHroad2 | 5

#4439616 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:24

That money will come in handy if there's an emergency and you need extra cash.. Think about it, anything could happen in a estrange country

reddudeover | 2

#4439626 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:25

3 - And then he gets really happy because his mom gives it away for free.

OhDearBetrayal | 25

#4439652 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:30

So much win in this response.

bertman21 | 5

#4439736 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:54

Fuck your friends life not yours, they are the one that almost got sold.

Every1luvsfmls | 6

#4439773 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:59

Awkward moment when his mum is dead

zombiejombie | 0

#4439868 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:22

How did you come up with the conclusion that their mom is dead?

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4439905 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:39

#33 is an alleged threadjacker.

Addyy_ | 5

#4439956 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:51

33 - Who said anything about OP's friend almost being sold? It's not like OP named a price and the stranger left because it was too expensive.

fatsid | 1

#4441145 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 6:27

Hahahahahahhaha....... Gud 1 mate or, she costs more Dan u mum.

vivienmoore | 0

#4441237 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 7:22

The mam was probably a troll.

trolodon | 2

#4441768 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 10:46

*Like a boss

efemel94 | 7

#4445617 - Thursday 17 May 2012 2:07

€19.39

thecubie123 | 0

#4446501 - Thursday 17 May 2012 6:33

Dude you made my day

BostonBear | 33

#5350010 - Friday 1 February 2013 17:03

nah then he can skull fuck her

By lovertolover | 4

#4439545 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:15

Well, did you sell her? You could've stayed at a better hotel with some extra cash.

lopsop | 12

#4439620 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:24

But it would be a lonely hotel room without your friend.

EnterSandman_fml | 20

#4439662 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:31

Eh, I always like a quiet hotel room.

By rubberduckie94 | 13

#4439550 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:16

How much money did you get when you sold her? Creepy though, reminds me of Hostel.

hahauRrcool | 0

#4439907 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:39

Who cares as long as your not being sold, to a headhunter

SnarkySoren | 5

#6050105 - Thursday 28 August 2014 4:50

Don't mention that movie. It ruined my childhood. 3':

By Ruffclue | 9

#4439561 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:18

For a pikachu.

mvems | 13

#4439746 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:55

You are brilliant.

reddudeover | 2

#4439769 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:59

34 - I didn't get it till you said something. I then took my time and said it slowly, followed by equally slow clapping.

DomDomxoxo | 16

#4439910 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:41

Could someone explain? I tries slowly clapping while saying it. Didn't work for me

ImTheAlpha | 30

#4439930 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:48

51- Saying Pikachu slowly sounds like peek at you.

shannonreneee | 11

#4439933 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:48

51, say it slowly

NoisyNykkii | 10

#4440535 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 2:48

52- actually, it sounds more like 'peek at you' if you say it fast.

DomDomxoxo | 16

#4440575 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:05

Thanks guys! (:

2ophiia | 22

#4440946 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 5:05

But, I mean, if an actual pikachu was involved, that would be a pretty tempting offer.

DracoSpirita | 21

#4443554 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 20:42

86 - Indeed. In fact, the only possibly better offer would be a pikachu and bacon. Lots of bacon. But that's just me.

By Needafarm | 22

#4439563 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:18

So French men don't ask the question and what do you sell her for there?

thatfrenchguy | 8

#4439818 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:09

Great joke.....take a lap

SkateboardGirl88 | 11

#4441142 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 6:25

8- Da fuq did u just say?

paintedchocolate | 30

#5327142 - Wednesday 16 January 2013 21:00

No, a frenchman wouldn't have to ask for a price.

He'd use his natural skills of wooing and charm your friend into coming with him.

By DollyDope | 17

#4439576 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:21

So you're assumed a pimp and your friend a whore. She definitely drew the short stick on that deal. FHL

msilikegrapes | 8

#4440015 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:58

do you happen to know tygerarmy

tygerarmy | 35

#4440719 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:47

Zombies Vs. Vikings, I like it.
Though it can only lead to Zombie Vikings.
The world is doomed.

DollyDope | 17

#4441166 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 6:37

This guy? ^ negative, but apparently we're set to battle :)

By tygerarmy | 35

#4439597 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:22

Say that they're not for sale..

Only for rent.

reddudeover | 2

#4439775 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:01

But if you break you buy.

ambowew | 7

#4441000 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 5:26

Pretty to look at, nice to hold.
But if you break it, consider it sold!

By br0ccoli | 14

#4439605 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:24

Persuade with some perogies an he'll be on his way. Men are either hungry or horny. If his mouth is busy, the blood will rush to his stomach, taking blood away from his little head.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4439671 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:35

I had Pierogies today filled with mashed potatoes and cheddar. So good.

br0ccoli | 14

#4439681 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:39

Yummy! I want to find a Polish bf with nice, recipe-sharing relatives so I can learn how to make them for myself.

These boxed perogies from the supermarket are too mainstream. Delicious, but mainstream.

Eiregal2 | 10

#4439758 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:57

I had to Google perogie, had no idea what it was,then saw pic, tis a pasty!

br0ccoli | 14

#4439780 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:02

It's not so much a pastry as it is a pasta-like outside with a cheesy potato filling.

conqueror57 | 11

#4439802 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:06

They are surprisingly easy to make, just time consuming. We make them every Christmas.

kirrra | 11

#4440314 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 1:52

instead of that,try finding a good recipe online. a lot less effort.

MerrikBarbarian | 9

#4440604 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:14

28- I had to teach my polish bf how to make Perogis so good luck with that. :p

Seriously, buy a Perogi press. It comes with recipes. Follow recipes and bam, you have Perogis. Time consuming, but so much better then store bought.