By Anonymous - 12/06/2016 12:37 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was trying to get my girlfriend to speak Mandarin. After speaking her first words and taking a break, she posted on Facebook: "I speak ching chong! :D :D :D" FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 567
You deserved it 2 171
Love Racism Language
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Teyros 24
Send a private message

Is Ching Chong English for Mandarin?

257 15
Reply Report
lux0rd 18
Send a private message

No. Ching Chong is ignorance for Mandarin

132 6
Reply Report
Next

Comments

bradleybaldwin 9
Send a private message

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
192 43
Reply Report
Nyattack 14

Never understood why racism against eastern asian people was considered so hilarious... If someone learning an African language was to write "I speak n***** :D :D :D" on their fb, they'd get a pretty bad reaction (which is right)

45 6
Reply Report
Mimoshikufu 8
Send a private message

its alright bud i thought it was funny also.

2 10
Reply Report
Teyros 24
Send a private message

Is Ching Chong English for Mandarin?

257 15
Reply Report
lux0rd 18
Send a private message

No. Ching Chong is ignorance for Mandarin

132 6
Reply Report
GGAllin1 8
Send a private message

How is it ignorance?

3 25
Reply Report
Seabass_Chan 33
Send a private message

Because that's an insulting term for it, obviously.

27 2
Reply Report
MikaykayUnicorn 36

#33 is right. How is an insulting term that's normally used in a racist way ignorant? (before I get rained with thumbs down, it's obviously sarcasm.)

17 7
Reply Report
Zilten 10

I think you mean Engrish ;)

4 15
Reply Report
JackFaire 27
Send a private message

Only in the Mandarin to Racist dictionary

0 0
Reply Report
tigerisabelle 31
Send a private message

I'm not sure what's worse, the "ching chong" insult, or the use of 3 ":D" faces. But I think I'll go with the latter.

91 14
Reply Report
LyricaSilvan 29
Send a private message

Agreed. The only thing worse than ignorance is being pleased about your ignorance.

48 4
Reply Report
chosha_fml 25
Send a private message

What's Mandarin for "facepalm"?

64 2
Reply Report
Aky0n 10

Ching Chong

1 0
Reply Report
MiaTheMartian 21
Send a private message

At least she didn't call the waiter a bitch

79 6
Reply Report
Mojos12 6
Send a private message

I think I'd rather be called a bitch

30 0
Reply Report
aesthetic umbrella 18

I love it when people reference an FML to another recent FML.

48 3
Reply Report
claudiajean 24
Send a private message

I'd comment with an insult in Mandarin and tell her to translate it if she speaks 'Ching chong'. No but seriously, how offensive!

80 4
Reply Report
edris_305 21
Send a private message

And thats how your relationship ends.

6 9
Reply Report
TonierShadow 19
Send a private message

Okay, that is horribly wrong, but at the same time horribly funny.

21 13
Reply Report
Strajee 23
Send a private message

Can't heal bigotry or idiocy, sorry man.

35 5
Reply Report
Grammer_Nazzi 9
Send a private message

I hope she doesn't try to order specialty tea.

15 4
Reply Report
kipps_1 6
Send a private message

I'm sure she wasn't trying to be rude or ignorant. Everybody makes stupid jokes without thinking, and the internet both makes it very public and immortalizes it...fun thought right? But I hope you sat down with her and told her why saying that wasn't okay. Other than that, I think it's cute she was willing to learn some Madarin to connect with you.

10 27
Reply Report
confused_wandere 26
Send a private message

No, not everybody. You need to be a special type of person to use derogatory terms as a joke AND find them funny.

11 4
Reply Report
Next