sosad
Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Pinsky
Weird family
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Pancevo, Serbia
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
dazzla08
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
see lie
Silver linings
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
Top comments
WallyTheWombat 0
Leave his ass. They say divorce is hardest on the kids anyway.
iheartLA 10
he wasn't ready for kids anyways if he couldn't be bothered to commit to his wife. an irresponsible father is practically useless
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Comments (121)
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Is it just me or have there been a lot of FMLs lately with a guy who secretly has both a wife and girlfriend O_o They should make a new website called "Polygamy FTW" XD jk :P
darklitfaery 0
well no reason to stay with him.
ryno2004 1
problem solved!
warsha 0
leave his ass!!
kattyeyedkay 0
Ouch! Looks like it's time for a new husband!
Chaosinferno 4
very true
bethany_camille 0
DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE!!!
dynky 3
Lucky you. It would make my year to hear that. The first part, that is.
PerrysGirl0420 1
Oh my goodness!:(
skyeyez9 25
51: he Is an asshole because he is screwing someone other than his wife and got her pregnant. If for some reason his wife stays, she'll have to deal with having those kids stay in her house and be a constant reminder of his infidelity. Plus he'd prob cheat on her again. It is best if she divorced him. Adultery and out of wedlock kids with his mistress is a dealbreaker imo.