sosad
Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Pinsky
Weird family
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Pancevo, Serbia
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
dazzla08
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
see lie
Silver linings
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
Top comments
WallyTheWombat 0
Leave his ass. They say divorce is hardest on the kids anyway.
iheartLA 10
he wasn't ready for kids anyways if he couldn't be bothered to commit to his wife. an irresponsible father is practically useless
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Comments (121)
PCredman 2
oh shit
xiar 0
I'm so sorry.
ActressfromNorth 0
I had to remove the appendix when I was twelve. The doctors said I was going to be completely sterile, but now, 10 years later, it has been shown that I can actually have children anyway! So there is always hope. I know several people who were told that they could not have children, who adopted, only to suddenly become pregnant anyway. So there is always a small possibility that the doctores are wrong :) About the cheating husband.. Divorce.. He's not worth your tears and anger.
miniman524 0
damn....
JokeMeister 0
well that makes everyone happy, doesn't it ?
andrewb261 0
Derp.00
megmich 4
I found out yesterday I can't have children. I'm heartbroken.
bakerella 29
I can't stand people like you. Just because you can't have your own kids doesn't mean you can't have any kids at all. Adoption and fostering should always be an option
ThEsAlAdMuNcHeR 0
no one deserves that
xHarleyQuinnx 0
What an asshole
maddyyghee 6
You poor thing. Divorce the asshole