Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Weird family
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Silver linings
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
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WallyTheWombat 0
Leave his ass. They say divorce is hardest on the kids anyway.
iheartLA 10
he wasn't ready for kids anyways if he couldn't be bothered to commit to his wife. an irresponsible father is practically useless
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Comments (121)
Mizz_Sp0iled 6
sucks .... I've been there b4
takemethere 0
you should adopt and find someone better!
xGraycloud 4
ooh, that hurts.
ballinballinb 0
scrub.
MetalUpMyBum 0
Exactly my thoughts
deeeders 0
You don't need him girl ! You deserve millions better.
HelloKitty8909 0
divorce his ass and take his money so then his bitch leaves him and he feels how it is to be betrayed. men don't realize what they had till Its gone.. play hardball. two can play that game. he needs to quit playing captain save a hoe and try and save his marriage
lovemyfireman37 0
OP... don't let him get you down. I was in your shoes 5 years ago. I can't have children and found out that my husbands girlfriend was pregnant. It was really hard, but you have to make the choice to stay with him or to leave him. you deserve better then that! I have been divorced for 5 years now, and I have an amazing man who loves me and we are in the process of adopting now! :)
T3P33_fml 0
unless you live in India. or pakistan. or china. or any other country exept USA.
Blanquita214 0
Damn Sorry to hear that. Move on... There r bigger n better things out there!!!!!!!!