Cars, Thief and Money: Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 16:36 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML

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Liamj774 36

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

Maybe you could pawn him for a new friend

lex1459 38

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

I'd steal and sell the car stereo, then I'd get myself a new best friend.

rallison22 22

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:30

Kick his ass out

photographer49 22

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Saturday 14 February 2015 1:13

#1 Or just kick his ass?

MrConcise 34

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Saturday 14 February 2015 1:59

#25 - Or kick his ass and his car's rear bumper.

kangx1 28

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Saturday 14 February 2015 15:46

steal his shit and see how he likes it.

incoherentrmblr 21

Sunday 15 February 2015 20:26

Just blow up the damn car, or put sugar in the gas tank...

Liamj774 36

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

Maybe you could pawn him for a new friend

Welshite 39

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:36

How much are friends going for nowadays? I paid $20 for my last one, but that was a few years ago.

Nymeria_fml 25

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:37

I don't think he would be worth all that much, though.

Ltsdragons 19

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:47

You wouldn't have to pay much to get a better friend than that one

MrSassypants 32

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Saturday 14 February 2015 1:01

I say OP should sell instead of pawn the friend. Pawning implies that you might want the friend back.

stevenN659 24

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Saturday 14 February 2015 1:45

#20, maybe thats the whole point. making him think you still care, and slowly but surely realising that you don't want him around you anymore

makkarari 18

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

Go take his car stereo and sell it to buy yourselves new video games etc that he stole from you. Then kick him out. Or if you have proof he did it, go to the police.

garrett_8614 14

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Saturday 14 February 2015 19:14

He should file a civil suit against his "friend" for the amount of money he mad from selling the stolen items.

lex1459 38

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

I'd steal and sell the car stereo, then I'd get myself a new best friend.

mellajella 14

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:48

With my luck, if I tried that, I'd get caught while trying to take the stereo.

MrSassypants 32

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Saturday 14 February 2015 1:08

That's why I bring a leprechaun everywhere so I don't have bad luck. The only bad thing is I haven't blinked in years.

Retaheki 27

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Saturday 14 February 2015 1:37

Is that how you make your beautiful comments, MrSassy?

lex1459 38

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Saturday 14 February 2015 6:49

Please stop #29

Retaheki 27

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Saturday 14 February 2015 22:52

What'd I do?

PeaceTea13 17

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:33

If this happened to me, I would kick that "best friend" out and steal the stereo while doing so.

gracehi 31

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:33

Get your money back by selling him into slavery. Easy fix.

appletreee 30

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:34

Time to get a new friend?

stumpy77 3

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:34

not a best friend or a friend at all

Nymeria_fml 25

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:39

Well... I guess that's why it's in quotes.

skyedawson 2

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:35

Steal his shit and beat the crap out of him

MrSassypants 32

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Saturday 14 February 2015 1:34

Wouldn't you have to beat the crap out of him first to steal his shit?

cakefete2 30

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:39

Kidneys go for about $40k on the black market. Your "best friend" has two.

Retaheki 27

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Saturday 14 February 2015 4:38

I got a bathtub full of ice and a scalpel at my place.

Sideshowray94 8

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Saturday 14 February 2015 14:40

"Can I get one kidney please..." "Certainly sir. Can I also offer you some guns or internet passwords... No? I'll chuck in a sample pack of this new drug *winks* it's on the house mate!" This is how I imagine every black market exchange to be like haha.