Kick his ass out

#1 Or just kick his ass?

#25 - Or kick his ass and his car's rear bumper.

steal his shit and see how he likes it.

Just blow up the damn car, or put sugar in the gas tank...

Maybe you could pawn him for a new friend

How much are friends going for nowadays? I paid $20 for my last one, but that was a few years ago.

I don't think he would be worth all that much, though.

You wouldn't have to pay much to get a better friend than that one

I say OP should sell instead of pawn the friend. Pawning implies that you might want the friend back.

#20, maybe thats the whole point. making him think you still care, and slowly but surely realising that you don't want him around you anymore

Go take his car stereo and sell it to buy yourselves new video games etc that he stole from you. Then kick him out. Or if you have proof he did it, go to the police.

He should file a civil suit against his "friend" for the amount of money he mad from selling the stolen items.

I'd steal and sell the car stereo, then I'd get myself a new best friend.

With my luck, if I tried that, I'd get caught while trying to take the stereo.

That's why I bring a leprechaun everywhere so I don't have bad luck. The only bad thing is I haven't blinked in years.

Is that how you make your beautiful comments, MrSassy?

Please stop #29

What'd I do?

If this happened to me, I would kick that "best friend" out and steal the stereo while doing so.

Get your money back by selling him into slavery. Easy fix.

Time to get a new friend?

not a best friend or a friend at all

Well... I guess that's why it's in quotes.

Steal his shit and beat the crap out of him

Wouldn't you have to beat the crap out of him first to steal his shit?

Kidneys go for about $40k on the black market. Your "best friend" has two.

I got a bathtub full of ice and a scalpel at my place.

"Can I get one kidney please..." "Certainly sir. Can I also offer you some guns or internet passwords... No? I'll chuck in a sample pack of this new drug *winks* it's on the house mate!" This is how I imagine every black market exchange to be like haha.

This is one of the best comments I've read in a while

*applause*

you... i like the way you think