sosad
Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Pinsky
Weird family
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Pancevo, Serbia
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
dazzla08
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
see lie
Silver linings
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
Top comments
WallyTheWombat 0
Leave his ass. They say divorce is hardest on the kids anyway.
iheartLA 10
he wasn't ready for kids anyways if he couldn't be bothered to commit to his wife. an irresponsible father is practically useless
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Comments (121)
SimonREWQ 0
Creampie in your ... Mmm. I heard it feels good to women. [:
SimonREWQ 0
Creampie in your ... Mmm. I heard it feels good to women. [:
JustinThunder 8
You could "borrow" his kids. For a long time.
junz_fml 0
FYL
noornia 6
dump him , he's clearly not a good husband and not someone u shloud have kids with :/ , ur situation is tough but try to make something out of it .. live ur life ,and possibly think of adoption?
noornia 6
should *** lol
virginislanstan 0
I know divorce is hard but you really got leave him. Most likely he'll make you support the baby. F that. Even though you'll get a baby it was still out of lust and cheating. Raise hell on that stupid sob and that tramp! Divorce him and make him support you.
theycallmehell 0
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kayPandastyle 15
Divorce ftw **** that dude...oh wait he's already been doing that hence the future child :/ what an ass
elpistacchio 0
Hes gotta continue the family name. Why is he such an asshole. He probably wanted kids with op thats usually why people get married. And all these divorce comments are the reason half of marriages fail.
January8 5
#51 the divorce rate is over 50% because (among other things) people CHEAT ......