Today, my husband asked if he could join Tinder for some “hookups and that’s it” because he’s tired of jerking off. I told him, “Absolutely not.” He thinks I’m being selfish and inconsiderate. I’m 7 months pregnant; in fact, I offered to have pregnant sex with him. He said that my belly turns him off, “no offense.” FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thought about having kids and, without a pause, he went, “Ew, no thanks.” I’m pretty sure I’m six weeks pregnant so, yeah… FML
Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML
Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
FluffythePink 24
Jesus Christ, that guy is an utter, colossal ******* wanker. You really need to have a long hard think about whether you want to stay with him. He's probably not going to take no for an answer either, he's just going to cheat. Even if I stayed with him (because of zero other choice) I wouldn't have sex with him again unless he's produced a completely clean STD panel and I wouldn't trust it unless I went with him and watched for myself... You are worth sooooo much more than this rancid ****.
sirrubberduckie 37
Not all STDs show up on a panel right away. I think HIV, for one, has like a 45-day window after infection before it comes up positive. I'm not sure if you can get infected in that window, but I wouldn't chance it if you can't trust him, and I'd also make him continue to test after a few months.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (2)
FluffythePink 24
Jesus Christ, that guy is an utter, colossal ******* wanker. You really need to have a long hard think about whether you want to stay with him. He's probably not going to take no for an answer either, he's just going to cheat. Even if I stayed with him (because of zero other choice) I wouldn't have sex with him again unless he's produced a completely clean STD panel and I wouldn't trust it unless I went with him and watched for myself... You are worth sooooo much more than this rancid ****.
sirrubberduckie 37
Not all STDs show up on a panel right away. I think HIV, for one, has like a 45-day window after infection before it comes up positive. I'm not sure if you can get infected in that window, but I wouldn't chance it if you can't trust him, and I'd also make him continue to test after a few months.
juuuliaaa_fml 28
Yup, what he said! Is this the man you want to be with the rest of your life?!
Hangryko 32
Get a divorce ASAP. Sue for alimony, child support, and full custody.