sosad
Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Pinsky
Weird family
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Pancevo, Serbia
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
dazzla08
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
see lie
Silver linings
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
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WallyTheWombat 0
Leave his ass. They say divorce is hardest on the kids anyway.
iheartLA 10
he wasn't ready for kids anyways if he couldn't be bothered to commit to his wife. an irresponsible father is practically useless
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Comments (121)
FYLDeep 26
Stupid skanky people generally have the most kids. Why do you think the average intelligence level is dropping?
Joshwarrior 39
So sad yet so true :(
FlashBurn 13
No shit right? I work with people that can't get simple things through their head. Sensors are almost like magic to them! I say we require an IQ test to license active breeding and sterilize the ones that are at the bottom of the scale.
kiltsaresexy 4
An IQ test? Sterilize the others? You sound pretty stupid, yourself. I'm pretty sure that IQ has nothing to do with raising a child. God forbid, the parent be so dumb, they don't know which end of a bottle to stick in s kid's mouth, or that a diaper can't hold gallons of waste.
Joshwarrior 39
I am pretty sure he said it in a joking/satirical manner. Don't get so bent out of shape. :)
FlashBurn 13
Point to Joshwarrior! Though I have met some people that are almost that stupid. Actually no, I'm quite intelligent, but have a satirical view on life and may even seem crazy but I aim to enjoy my life. Don't take life seriously, you won't get out alive. Lighten up and learn to take a joke, eh kiltsaresexy?
Pebbles89 9
Give the incompetent ones someone else's bratty child to deal with for 2 weeks with a social worker as a supervisor, and see how they manage, THEN decide if they should be sterilized or not, ha.
ImRickJamesBish 0
Wow.
ImRickJamesBish 0
Wow. Sorry.
dunner12 0
always good to have a back up plan
a_girl142 9
u could always get a surrogate
aardvarkish 17
Hence the husband's girlfriend, right?
jmart110 0
Im sorry op. the people who want children can't have any, and the ones who don't can. Life isn't fair. And your husband is a grade a a**hole! I hope you find someone who will be there for you in this tough time.
wiccabrat1 0
That's so true. I was adopted and my parents wanted a big family, they even tried to adopt two more times but both fell through. My birthmother got pregnant 6 times and she didn't want any kids and tried hard not to have any. She got pregnant with my younger brother while she had an IUD and was on the pill. Proof that life isn't fair but it worked out for me, I love my parents and am glad I was adopted!
KimoJ_fml 3
wow...
ikWin 0
Help them raise it. Why do you have to think ME ME ME ME all the time.. Jheez
WavinSmiles 0
ur ****** stupid:/ it's not that she's being all self obsorbed their, it's her stupid husband!! and he iz having an affair so u shut ur mouth
Gondile 4
I think 44's sarcasm radar broke.
Jimboom 12
Excellent. You get a child without the pain of childbirth. Bonus!
JERZBornNRaised 7
why are you being so selfish? just because you cant have kids with him doesnt mean he shouldnt have them :) maybe he wanted kids and you cant fulfill that dream for him.. damn your ovaries and uterus!!!!
loftislover 4
he was cheating on her before they found out about not being able to have kids, she just found out! It sucks she cant have kids but he is a lying bastard for cheating on her. You don't marry someone for the sake of just having kids, its because you love them. Op I personally think you dodged a bullet with him, Who would want a child with a cheater anyway?? And look at it this way, my sister was told she couldnt have kids and she had a baby girl five years later. Sometimes doctors are wrong, and if you really cant have kids adopt. Sometimes it is better to adopt a child in need who doesn't have anyone, And please leave your asshole of a husband!! and go out and find a real man.
dcmoorcroft 10
I know my mom couldn't have a child so she adopted me!