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By Pinsky - 22/08/2021 00:01

Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML

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By Derek - 05/08/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML

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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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By sosad - 09/03/2011 22:08

Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML

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This Charming Man

By Anonymous - 06/02/2022 00:01

Today, my wife and I have been trying for kids for years and nothing, yet my deadbeat brother just ran out on his third pregnant girlfriend in a row, with no intention of meeting the baby ever. FML

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Family coincidence

By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife revealed to me that the doctor at the fertility clinic where we stored embryos is her ex-boyfriend. She’s now furious that I don’t trust that our freezer babies are mine. FML

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The boy is mine

By Not the daddy-o - 01/03/2023 02:00

Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML

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By Ford - 03/01/2018 01:30

Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML

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By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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Three kids?

By Anonymous - 08/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got the results proving if my ex-girlfriend's kid was mine. The results came back negative and I can't have kids. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have 3 kids with my wife. FML

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Annies 17

Sunday 22 August 2021 0:10

Excuse me...HER brother!? Not yours but hers!??? Did I read that right?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 22 August 2021 0:40

He probably already is.

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Annies 17

Sunday 22 August 2021 0:10

Excuse me...HER brother!? Not yours but hers!??? Did I read that right?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 22 August 2021 0:40

He probably already is.

xxlk4xx 6

Sunday 22 August 2021 16:02

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

cuz803 44

Sunday 22 August 2021 2:16

Unorthodox Alabama breeding method

Lora Wood 11

Sunday 22 August 2021 13:38

Are you sure you want to risk stupid children?

Yudith 24

Sunday 22 August 2021 18:19

Cue joke about King Carlos II of Spain. You know, the ugly one.

bobsanction 18

Sunday 22 August 2021 20:10

[Banjo Music Intensifies]

TruthSoothsayer 3

Sunday 22 August 2021 20:12

"Your children" will be born with flippers for arms. Run hard and fast, now! Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!

FakeFriendMagnet 1

Monday 23 August 2021 1:14

Apparently your wife needs a crash course in genetics. No IVF doc would use their patient's own sibling to fertilize their egg.

Nhayaa2.0 17

Monday 23 August 2021 5:31

Yeah. You'd better reconsider having a child with her. Not sure it's a good idea.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 24 August 2021 0:52

Cue Jeff Foxworthy saying “You might be a redneck if your wife is pregnant with her brother’s sperm.” There are just so many red flags there - Wife’s first thought for a sperm donor was her brother? Is she not aware what that implies? Do you have any male relatives? That would avoid the inbreeding and the child would share much of your DNA.