Weird family

By Pinsky - 22/08/2021 00:01

Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 213
You deserved it 90

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Annies 17

Excuse me...HER brother!? Not yours but hers!??? Did I read that right?

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Annies 17

Excuse me...HER brother!? Not yours but hers!??? Did I read that right?

Lora Wood 11

Are you sure you want to risk stupid children?

Cue joke about King Carlos II of Spain. You know, the ugly one.

bobsanction 18
TruthSoothsayer 3

"Your children" will be born with flippers for arms. Run hard and fast, now! Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!

FakeFriendMagnet 1

Apparently your wife needs a crash course in genetics. No IVF doc would use their patient's own sibling to fertilize their egg.

Nhayaa2.0 17

Yeah. You'd better reconsider having a child with her. Not sure it's a good idea.

Cue Jeff Foxworthy saying “You might be a redneck if your wife is pregnant with her brother’s sperm.” There are just so many red flags there - Wife’s first thought for a sperm donor was her brother? Is she not aware what that implies? Do you have any male relatives? That would avoid the inbreeding and the child would share much of your DNA.