Anonymous
Israel
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Kearny, United States
Stahp!
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
anonymous198913
San Francisco, United States
MAKE IT STOP
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
cbarebo
United States
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
jooshuarr
Spain
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
ashleyramsay
Canada
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Iola, United States
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Anonymous
Shingle Springs, United States
Hotwife and blues lawyer
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
peopleinthepark
United States
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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DocBastard 40
**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.
randiZ25 0
No body starts out amazing OP =)
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btnhdude 0
Selena, Ignorance, ima let you finish. But glowstixx's has one of the best lists of all time!
Selena_is_back 7
Mustaches are overrated. :)
sourgirl101 29
WTF is that word Sean? And cupcakes are OVEN rated. *what you thought you were the only one that could write corny jokes?
btnhdude 0
no you shut up, yes it's been a year, and what has it been since I burned you? like 1 minute ago? YES.
FYLDUDEE 3
Its not the screaming i pay attention to.If i listen to a band the lyrics are very important..But i do admit i like the screaming; It shows the emotion they put in their music.
sourgirl101 29
Sorry, I ****** up the game Selena. ummm..... Waterballons are over-rated.
Igor_g5 0
You didn't notice that you sounded bad?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
SG, I had overrarted and backspaced the wrong letter :P Peoofreading is overrated.
knight0748 5
tell them you're doing Dying Cats, the musical.
Selena_is_back 7
"Emotion"?