Anonymous
Israel
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Kearny, United States
Stahp!
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
anonymous198913
San Francisco, United States
MAKE IT STOP
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
cbarebo
United States
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
jooshuarr
Spain
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
ashleyramsay
Canada
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Iola, United States
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Anonymous
Shingle Springs, United States
Hotwife and blues lawyer
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
peopleinthepark
United States
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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DocBastard 40
**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.
randiZ25 0
No body starts out amazing OP =)
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Selena_is_back 7
Someone is de-composed. :)
mawmiikay 0
what hatersz tell them to dome you upp and blastt that ishh (:
beccusmaximus 0
Uhh.... what?
DocBastard 40
Never fear, beccus. I speak idiot. Allow me to translate: "What haters! Tell them to suck your dick, and then blast that shit!" In plain English, "Your neighbors suck! Tell them to **** off, and then turn it up!" You're welcome.
nocanhaz 4
how did you do that?
TheEvilCookie 0
DocBastard.. I cant stop laughing for real I'm was crying because it was that funny Thank you xD
DocBastard 40
NoCanHazCheezburger - I have an Idiot-to-English translation engine. It works like the babelfish from Hitchhiker's Guide. EvilCookie - I live to serve.
RedPillSucks 33
You should have told them you were actually killing cats to prepare for dealing with nosy neighbors.
ImaginaryFoe 1
That sucks since you were playing Dead Puppies. -.- Yeah, I got nothing. They might not like your type of music or you might really suck. Whatever. You weren't playing for their entertainment anyway. Keep practicing and enjoy yourself (during the daytime and at a reasonable volume).
DocBastard 40
You're right. OP should learn to play the hurdy gurdy. It's just as portable as a guitar, but much more obscure and therefore original. Better yet, he should invent his own instrument. I say we call it the "violin."
orlyanswerer 0
It probably did. YDI. I feel sorry for you're neighbors.
ohthebloodygore 16
Adan, true. Everyone nowadays seems to know how to play the guitar BUT most of those people go by tabs and just do covers. Few people know how to read/write notes and compose their own music.
dOnTcOmPlAin_fml 0
Haha! You must suck!!
donnacruz1 0
then Try playing a dying v cat, maybe that will sound better ;)
Azure_Ebony 0
Well, then, it probably does.