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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:07 - Israel

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

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By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny

Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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By cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola

Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML

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By peopleinthepark - 30/05/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 0:31

**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.

randiZ25 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:27

No body starts out amazing OP =)

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whoisthisgirl 4

Monday 8 November 2010 0:40

lol silly stick to RB or GH

h2opoloplaya 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:45

maby you shouldn't kill cats then

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 8 November 2010 1:04

What the hell? Is it official "maby" day? Shit! It's maybe, okay? MAYBE. Argh!

tacobird123 7

Monday 8 November 2010 1:19

ermmmm....what?

sourgirl101 28

Monday 8 November 2010 1:30

Damn girlie, how do you feel about people spelling it "polly" instead of "probably"?(:

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 8 November 2010 3:05

WHAT? Where did he even write maby???

sourgirl101 28

Monday 8 November 2010 3:14

Selena, it disappeared. IF is not crazy. Well, "maby" she is a little.(:

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 8 November 2010 3:18

Lol, for a moment I thought I was mentally blind. Woo! What a relief! :)

FYLDeep 25

Monday 8 November 2010 0:46

You live in Israel though. People probably don't know what good music is there. Hell, even in America there's plenty of people that think that Justin Bieber = good music.

teh_uber_muffin 3

Monday 8 November 2010 1:33

oh dear god, no!!

cradle6 13

Monday 8 November 2010 2:05

asshole

KingDingALing 9

Monday 8 November 2010 2:17

What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle already hit Justin Beiber! Hahahahaha! I win! :D

BlargHonk 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:04

LOLWUT? How would being Israeli cause a person to be unable to recognize good music?

saywhaaat_01 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:11

this^

supersora 0

Monday 8 November 2010 9:38

what did he say to get it moderated ??

CrimsonWolf1294 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:46

so get better and play with headphones. simple as that. no fml here.

dancer_is_hawt 3

Monday 8 November 2010 0:49

This isn't bad at all. Take lessons and stop whining on FML.

zp5 4

Monday 8 November 2010 0:53

so your guitar sounds like: meeeeowwwww murrrrr (thats at least what i think a dying cat sounds like, of course they would know what a dying cat sounds like)

astm 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:53

just eq better your amp and practice more!!! That'll work

redfayl 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:56

you are only excused if you were practicing pinch harmonics AKA squealies

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 8 November 2010 0:59

******* comment bug.

smiley_ily 0

Monday 8 November 2010 1:01

some things might not come easy to you, like others.... but don't give up :) hope you manage to be great at it :)

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