Anonymous
Israel
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Kearny, United States
Stahp!
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
anonymous198913
San Francisco, United States
MAKE IT STOP
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
cbarebo
United States
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
jooshuarr
Spain
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
ashleyramsay
Canada
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Iola, United States
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Anonymous
Shingle Springs, United States
Hotwife and blues lawyer
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
peopleinthepark
United States
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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DocBastard 40
**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.
randiZ25 0
No body starts out amazing OP =)
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FYLDUDEE 3
#107 I must say..you dissapoint me.
Seba_2020 0
her music list has no The Offspring so um i dont like it lol
bearslion21 0
it's extremely easy to tell what the lyrics are and yea it's real music, if it wasn't, how did they get signed? yea that list is shit, it's all the bands that everyone listens too. but I'm glad tdwp wasn't on it since they should bore everyone right about now.
JERZBornNRaised 7
why are you arguin over who's music is better? everyone has their preferences, i listen to lil wayne, drake, kid cudi, wiz khalifa, breaking benjamin, i listen to everything except that gay little justin beiber and screamo cuz lets be real screamo you dont understand shit, but thats MY opinion so if you like it who cares.. personally my taste of music is sex for my ears.. but everyone has their own... p.s to me screamo is mad beat
Selena_is_back 7
117, nobody wants to know what music you listen to.
bearslion21 0
why call it screamo? let's keep it simple, it's metal.
FYLDUDEE 3
I agree..there's not a reason to tell us the bands you listen to. But you're right, everyone has their own style of music.
JERZBornNRaised 7
arrite well just sayin no point in arguin who likes what cuz to me your music will suck massive shit anyway .. damn smuts are crazy
btnhdude 0
let's keep it simple, oh nevermind ignorance is already simple lololol
Klu_Klayu 0
Anybody who thinks you can't understand screamo music either hasn't taken the time to listen to a variaity of it, or just doesnt have an ear for it. Personally, I enjoy many screamo bands, cuz I like the emotion that's put in it, and, I know people who agree with me on this, a really good scream can send shivers down your spine. But hey, that's me and I'm not gonna get in an argument about which music is "better", cuz all music speaks to different people