Anonymous
Israel
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Kearny, United States
Stahp!
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
anonymous198913
San Francisco, United States
MAKE IT STOP
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
cbarebo
United States
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
jooshuarr
Spain
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
ashleyramsay
Canada
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Iola, United States
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Anonymous
Shingle Springs, United States
Hotwife and blues lawyer
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
peopleinthepark
United States
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.
randiZ25 0
No body starts out amazing OP =)
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ieatcrayonzz 0
go play in traffic. bitch.
JERZBornNRaised 7
And yes doc i wouldnt hurt a fly :) its all fun and games hehe
JERZBornNRaised 7
i loveeeee playing in traffic im the guy that will cut you off goin 100 and you crash and i keep goin yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats me :)
gigilvrs6 0
Practice makes not sounding like a dying cat OP.
tacobird123 7
89, there is NO emotion in scremo. You want emotion listen to the solo in Achillies Last Stand by Led Zeppelin.
FYLDUDEE 3
^ Shut the **** up.
FYLDUDEE 3
Wtf?! This wasnt supossed to be posted here-.-
ohthebloodygore 16
I hate the comment bug.
SynchronicityII 0
Could someone decipher comments number 136 and 139, please? I speak English and don't understand what this guy is trying to say.
Siji 0
I wanted to hear everyone's favorites, as to build on my library... System of a Down, Ludo, Mudvayne,Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Korn, Disturbed, The Devil Wears Prada,Pink Floyd,Daft Punk :D
captainkrispy 2
it sounds a cat