Hotwife and blues lawyer

By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 152
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How about being honest with your wife. Don't lie to her about how much you're spending and on what and perhaps communicate? Situations like this piss me off.

Unless "new guitar" is code for the baby you're having with your friend-with-benefits, then your troubles are relatively minor. Sing her a song -- that'll get you out of the doghouse! Since you couldn't work out this conundrum, you'd probably be better off going to YouTube and ripping off some unknown's work.

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Unless "new guitar" is code for the baby you're having with your friend-with-benefits, then your troubles are relatively minor. Sing her a song -- that'll get you out of the doghouse! Since you couldn't work out this conundrum, you'd probably be better off going to YouTube and ripping off some unknown's work.

To be fair, if he is having a baby with his friend-with-benefits, his problem will still be literally minor for at least 18 years... And depending on the chords he plays, the guitar might actually be a major problem.

He ought to fret because his wife might break his neck. He'd better string together some excuses or he'll have to apply his pick-up lines to a wider audience.

Sounds like he has a lot to lose if his attempts fall flat! He should hire a staff as backup and take notes.

And with all of this punning, we have omitted the G-string!

So is it a super expensive Martin or Gibson then??

How about being honest with your wife. Don't lie to her about how much you're spending and on what and perhaps communicate? Situations like this piss me off.

What’s wrong with telling her the truth??

A story? Here, I'll start... Once upon a time...

"honey, I bought a new Guitar"

So like...make up a story now? How long does it take? Do you need to go through a special routine and arrange things at your special idea desk and sit down pensively when the light comes in through the curtains just right? 🛋☀️🌞🗒🖌📝🔎🧮🕵️‍♂️🤔🧐 Wait. Waaaaiiiiit..... Oh, fuck! OH FUCK OH FUCK OHFUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!! 😱💡🌠🤯🤯🤯💦😵 Oh my God, BABE! You will not BELIEVE how I got this guitar!