Anonymous
Israel
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Kearny, United States
Stahp!
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
anonymous198913
San Francisco, United States
MAKE IT STOP
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
cbarebo
United States
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
jooshuarr
Spain
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
ashleyramsay
Canada
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Iola, United States
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Anonymous
Shingle Springs, United States
Hotwife and blues lawyer
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
peopleinthepark
United States
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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DocBastard 40
**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.
randiZ25 0
No body starts out amazing OP =)
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FYLDUDEE 3
#125, I agree completely.Screamo is meant for people that can understand it,&its meaning.
JERZBornNRaised 7
Klu, yea i agree but me personally i have no interest in screamo, ive heard it before but it doesnt interest me, i need something with a sick beat haha, but like i said i wont start bashin someones list of music, i may not like it and i may think its shit to me, but im not gonna be like dumbass that sucks your an idiot blah blah blah, guarenteed people will only talk shit over a keyboard but in person ill break em in half and its funny cuz im bigger hehehehe i win everytime :) break their spine out of alignment hehe..
DocBastard 40
I didn't think we were arguing about what styles of music are good or bad. We should all get back to the real issue, which is how much of a moron btnhdude is. Oh please send an insult back to me.
ohthebloodygore 16
128, I'm not arguing over the music. I'm arguing just to argue. I'm the Bloody Gore. I'm the same way in person. I won't just say it over the keyboard, I'll say it in real life. To be honest, I listen to your music and her list of screamo. Not all of it is screamo, but nonetheless I listen to her list and yours with a mix of other types. Breaking people? Yes because nothing can be resolved with words. Idiot. Violent actions just prove you couldn't argue back with words so you resorted to beatings.
worldclass 0
Practice makes perfect!
DocBastard 40
Aaaaaaaaaand...SCENE. Great job, everyone. Take five. Have an Evian.
ComMed1 0
#128 if you haven't figured it out from the first time being told. No one cares, at all, I mean really, why don't you go hang out in the corner and stare at everyone else having a good time. Everyone's opinion sucks but my own! We all come to think that at some point in our lives and a lot of people are having it now.
DocBastard 40
Bloody, I think the Jersey Man was just kidding around. I don't think he can actually track any of us down and hurt us. Can you Jersey Hulk? I always thought you were very nice. And smart. And funny too. /cowers under the blanket By the way, nice bag of oregano, ComMed.
amnesiasparkles 0
just buy a drumset and play loud as **** and see which one they mind more
JERZBornNRaised 7
130 arguin is fun and ohhh trust me im the same i will tell everyone face to face what i think and they cant do anything :) yesss im used to beatin guys, cause tell me, if you see your girl thats a friend get hit, or your sister get hit and your a guy what do you do say please stop? no you grab him by the throat slam him into a wall break his jaw, and make him shit himself.. yaaa i only take it to that level if its necessary like for reasons i listed cuz i dont sit around and tolerate shit..