Anonymous
Israel
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Kearny, United States
Stahp!
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
anonymous198913
San Francisco, United States
MAKE IT STOP
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
cbarebo
United States
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
jooshuarr
Spain
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
ashleyramsay
Canada
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Iola, United States
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Anonymous
Shingle Springs, United States
Hotwife and blues lawyer
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
peopleinthepark
United States
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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DocBastard 40
**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.
randiZ25 0
No body starts out amazing OP =)
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Selena_is_back 7
Ants are overrated.
sourgirl101 29
Expecting more from you Sean is over-rated.
DocBastard 40
btnh, you are welcome to your opinions about music. But if you really consider "ima let you finish" an insult, then I truly feel sorry for you. If you'd like to learn how to insult someone, send pendatik a personal message. I hear he's looking for a protégé. And if you think you can annoy the Grammar Nazis (yes, I read your profile), then give it your best shot. I can personally guarantee that all of them are smarter than you.
ohthebloodygore 16
88, you're an idiot. 89, what emotion? Last time I checked their lyrics it was basically 5 lines repeated over and over. Not repeated, yelled.
FYLDUDEE 3
Yes Selena,Emotion. I'll spell it out....E-M-O-T-I-O-N.
Selena_is_back 7
DocBastard, don't waste your time on an asswipe like him. You're too much for him.
btnhdude 0
lolololol all your girlish rages tickle me
zombieekillah93 0
thats cute
ohthebloodygore 16
107, girlish rage..? You're an idiot if you think I'm upset. I laugh at idiots like as you. You're not in anyway annoying me, like your profile says you're on here to do. Idiots like you who get on here to upset other people, are failures. I get on here to laugh when I'm bored. :)
ninja_ness 3
is it really their fault you suck...