By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 762
You deserved it 1 363
Love
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

mich_fml 7
Send a private message

That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??

172 2
Reply Report
L337Vic 7
Send a private message

You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?

167 5
Reply Report
Next

Comments

mich_fml 7
Send a private message

That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??

172 2
Reply Report
thatweirdasian 22
Send a private message

Ouch! Hopefully you dumped her after you found out! You deserve better, OP!

31 1
Reply Report
L337Vic 7
Send a private message

You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?

167 5
Reply Report
Tripartita 44
Send a private message

Thank god it's impossible to develop an allergy to to comments, or else the FML community would be suffering terribly. *sniffle* Oh, shit.

32 8
Reply Report
UserDoesNotExist 12
Send a private message

They put quotation marks around girlfriend putting emphasis on that word specifically, so yeah.

0 1
Reply Report
MenAreFromVegas 5
Send a private message

Dump that welfare queen wannabe

23 5
Reply Report
utrax 23
Send a private message

Take her to a place away from civilization and tell her to fuck right off.

34 1
Reply Report
JadynHunter 19
Send a private message

She's not worth the extra gas money for one last ride though

10 1
Reply Report
vaxc 17
Send a private message

not with that attitide she isnt

1 0
Reply Report
ChrisHavok 5
Send a private message

redefining the term dumped.

2 0
Reply Report
Tripartita 44
Send a private message

And here you were thinking the reason you guys only had sex in the car was because of some automotive fetish.

36 1
Reply Report
crudeandrudeguy 29
Send a private message

Admit it, you're only with her for a "free ride" as well.

40 4
Reply Report
TryssFreja 4
Send a private message

Okay, so I'm just throwing this out here. It's entirely possible that I'm wrong, especially since I don't have the whole story. Is it possible that she saved your number as the car emoji because you're the only person she trusts to be dubbed "safe ride home"? If she drinks a lot, it may be an attempt to make it easier for friends to find her "safe ride".

4 27
Reply Report
PurpleMyth 28
Send a private message

You're thinking too far into this

34 1
Reply Report
J352SAURUS 30
Send a private message

Did you break your arm with that stretch?

22 1
Reply Report
Dale_shackleford 13
Send a private message

If her friends wanted her to have a side ride they would be responsible and have a designated driver, or at least they could stay sober enough to call a cab.

5 0
Reply Report
Mathalamus 24

this goes a little beyond reasonable limits of using people.

11 0
Reply Report
Next