FML : Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut...

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Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 18 May 2009 12:40 / United Kingdom

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By rukusrazor | 0

#209259 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:21

Shes should know.

By pancakelover | 0

#209250 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:22

WTF MOM!?!?! Moms always say shit at the wrong time...

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By pancakelover | 0

#209250 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:22

WTF MOM!?!?! Moms always say shit at the wrong time...

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ChantelRenaeee | 0

#2513629 - Sunday 15 May 2011 11:25

giggity

By plexico | 3

#209257 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:23

It probably made the men in the car hot for your mom, not you!

By rukusrazor | 0

#209259 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:21

Shes should know.

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abcnonamecba | 0

#853796 - Sunday 14 February 2010 5:19

ur a failure hahaha I'm still laughing at u

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abcnonamecba | 0

#853799 - Sunday 14 February 2010 5:20

hahahahahahahahahaha

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matt5217 | 4

#1107464 - Monday 19 July 2010 0:57

owned

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SmallTownCutie | 0

#1378485 - Thursday 9 September 2010 21:35

omg #1 just made my day(:

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Palirose | 22

#3363713 - Thursday 29 September 2011 7:53

LOL!

By genius_man16 | 0

#209273 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:28

It would have been more awesome if a guy had then walked up to you and introduced himself.

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StaticDown | 0

#664156 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 15:37

If it was the crush... Typical highschool scenario... She's lucky she didn't know any of them...

By skullet | 0

#209287 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:21

OUCH!!!

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020266t | 5

#1554290 - Saturday 16 October 2010 3:57

DAMN

By RosarioRivera | 0

#209291 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:27

haha! That sucks. FYL

By sLap_fml | 0

#209298 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:40

that's what she said.

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ZleveL | 0

#1046889 - Monday 28 June 2010 9:06

that's what he said, BITCH

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43trauts | 14

#2864530 - Monday 11 July 2011 4:14

That's what both said

By deaditegirl | 0

#209307 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:43

Not an FML. Oh no. You were briefly embarrassing. Get over it.

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Firetroop | 0

#995932 - Monday 17 May 2010 5:41

It's funny. It messes someone's day up. It qualifies. Sheesh.

By deaditegirl | 0

#209309 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:23

Oh no. You were momentarily embarrassed. Not an FML.

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T1A2Z3 | 33

#7633987 - Sunday 13 May 2018 20:12

That's 90% of the site...

By Ilovelife07 | 0

#209311 - Monday 18 May 2009 20:48

Kinda turned on

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