About Staticdown
20. F. Multimedia Student. Gaming. Music. Biking. Photography. Manga. Food and Cooking Drumming. Camping. Paintball. Good Books. Snowboarding. Snow in general. Animals. My Dog and Cats.
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Staticdown's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Staticdown's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Friday 13 November 2009 22:29 / United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

By unbelievable208 - / Wednesday 5 August 2009 05:28 / United States
By Araya - / Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:12 / United Kingdom
By takinabreak - / Friday 10 July 2009 17:03 / United States
By Uriah - / Friday 3 July 2009 04:20 / United States