Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML
Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Jaywin 3
Leave him nothing in your will
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.
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Comments (239)
flor1dagator7 0
Ok what old person gets on this website. I find that hard to believe.
Agrajagged 3
How old is your grandson? If he's still very young, I wouldn't worry about as young children haven't quite grasped the concept of death. If he's old enough to know, however, now's the time to get out the cane and put him in his place.
ilikequarters 0
haha i totally understand your reasoning. YDI for being alive. sounds like a sharp kid really, probably a pretty good sense of humor too.
aback 5
Tell the lil'bastard "So are you".
Pentagram82 0
well, we all get old. YDI
stuipdthing 0
What the hell? You know who you should blame, the parents (your kids). Parents now a days are so horrible they can't even teach kids proper manners Time to pull out the whole whacking belt
cheertigers 0
awww that's sad I'm sorry, he sounds like a brat, but that's what grandkids are, I'll admit I can be a brat too. but hey I think your a pretty cool grandpa for knowing what FML is. my grandparents would have no clue!! good job :]
Peroxide 3
The kids a financial genius
second2WoW 0
Tell me u beat him severely so as to never make a comment like that to anyone ever again...
dirtyhippie 0
Tell this to people who's parents are on FaceBook... My mum has 2 grandkids and is only 50, it's really not hard to believe
Moonlight_17 0
What a horrible thing to say. I wonder who has he heard talking like this??? And as for your children the kids parents well they aren't raising him with any type of manners or care for others feelings not even his own family.