Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML
Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Jaywin 3
Leave him nothing in your will
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.
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Comments (239)
Animati0n 0
Goodness! You're not an animal or anything! Shame on him. He's regret that statement later on.
wingedspiritus 0
You didn't deserve to get that reply, but I didn't like how you talked about it. Sounds like showing off to me. Perhaps the kid got annoyed by that.
Scotticus117 11
#25 go to hell! but we all do die eventually. I hope you have enough time left to talk some sense into your grandson lol. FYL.
stayxawake 0
why is there a grandfather uploading an 'fml' to begin with?
DannyBoii12 0
Smack that little ******
tyranny 0
They really need to change that child abuse law. Some kids really do deserve a good beating.
FPsLife 5
So what'd you beat him with?
manoverboard 0
That's what I thought...
shortypie 3
my mother is a grandparent and not even 41. and has been since she was 37. people have a misled view of how old a "grandparent it" and chances are, the grandson probably is younger than ten and knows no better. so maybe he deserved a little pat on the face. but not a full on beating. and he was only simply stating the obvious, regardless.
fyl4sure 0
I HIGHLY doubt that a grandparent is using fmylife.com
xoxkarinexox 0
People saying ydi, your all idiots. Why does he deserve it? For being old? Oh please. Be fair when you vote and stop being bitches.
tunacansam 0
kids are very insightful.
Adulson 0
Are you serious?