The *****

By FML - 21/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 683
You deserved it 5 391

Same thing different taste

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NGM_47 0

LMAO!! Well, at least you didn't leave your windows open :D ....or did you?

GlassJAwkidE 3

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GlassJAwkidE 3
easylazy 0

YDI for being a douche to animals

NGM_47 0

LMAO!! Well, at least you didn't leave your windows open :D ....or did you?

Etherial 0

Wow...That SUCKS! As someone who cleans fanatically so that things STAY clean..My sympathies. Still..how come you didn't hear the bird in your garage? I doubt it would've been silent..

anon919 0

I can't help but laugh at this!

ithedarkknight 0

Dipset all day Byrd Gang We every where you never there! We be shittin on everybody!

Nah son max b is better if jim jones wasnt holding b back he would be the next best thing he still puts out tht wavey shit i only like writer from byrdgang

How did this get through? Oh no you have to rewash your car. Ydi for not realizing there are birds in your garage

eastgirl16 0

omg that would definitely suck.

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lendmeyourteeth 0

why would u lock birds in ur garage??? Animal abuser!!!!!!!! Call PETA U GUIIZ

and dumbass of the year award goes to...

or they just shit like every other animal

Horsegal 0

Don't you just love PETA? They would probably lock her up and steal her car for themselves...LOL.

It wasn't nervousness. They just can't stand clean cars. They followed it in.