Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML
Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Jaywin 3
Leave him nothing in your will
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.
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Comments (239)
JezzWat3vr 0
kids say the darndest things how old?
yourfirefly 0
i hope you beat him.
swagmonkey 0
Reminds me of my (no longer living) grandfather who commented, upon some form of discussion of whether his grown kids should pay for some expense of his, "Eh, I'm spending your money either way." Because of course, if they spend more out of his money than their own pockets now, they just inherit less of it later. And he realistically didn't expect to be around too much longer. Usually, though, one doesn't voice those thoughts quite so bluntly in front of the not-dead-yet...
Andy_King 0
maybe he wanted to enjoy a full set of teeth like he used to have in his final years of life? hell my grandmother drove around a convertible for a while, if you're approaching the end of your life might as well enjoy it. if my teeth are messed up when i'm old i'm definitely gonna get them fixed.
voveraite 7
Final years of his life? Why that? I bet my shoes this man is only in his 50s!
leahhhhh 0
happy father's day!
Gabby125 0
your grandson has a point...
aback 5
...yeah and he should put a hat on it and go the hell home.
abcdefghiloveyou 0
Kids under about the age of 14 shouldn't be on this site.
redbluegreen 41
Agreed.
hanic101 0
Looks to me like you were looking for money so maybe that was his way of saying no way, grandma
pleasetryagain 0
I think the kid is saying something important. It's true, you're going to die soon, we all are- so why are you spending your money and time and putting up with needless pain for a cosmetic procedure? Are you worried about picking up chicks at your age?
soyo_fml 1
How old is your gandson?
Enzane12 0
i can tell which grandson you dont like.... o wait u only have 1. ur f***ed