Little shit

By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 20:01 - Malaysia

Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2020 17:03 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went to a funeral with my family. As we were walking on the grass to the burial site, my 5-year-old brother curiously asks, in a not-so-quiet voice, "Sissy, are we walking on dead people?" It was hard to answer his question with so many glaring people. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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By mommyopps - 26/03/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 12:09 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my little brother learned about mortality when our dog died. Since then, he's gone a little nuts and keeps ranting that he sees no point as to why our other dog should live. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By oldtimerclark - 21/06/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 02:01

Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML

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tounces7 27

Sunday 6 December 2020 6:10

That's extremely disturbing and I'd be getting him checked by a therapist for any other signs of psychopathy.

brenniman 10

Sunday 6 December 2020 16:37

A future unabomber in the making? You may want to sleep lightly and with one eye open.

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tounces7 27

Sunday 6 December 2020 6:10

That's extremely disturbing and I'd be getting him checked by a therapist for any other signs of psychopathy.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 6 December 2020 6:24

Don't be ridiculous. It's just sibling rivalry. We all tell our brothers and sisters to go die at some point, but very few of us mean it.

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 6 December 2020 7:35

And some of us grow up to tell strangers to burn in demon fire. Just kidding lol. Either of you could be right, though, one way or the other. Everyone is different and we don’t know the kid. OP, I guess I’d say that means keep an eye on your brother. It could just be a “kids say the darnedest things” thing, or a warning sign of something else in which case maybe take the kid to see someone.

MaleficusTheUnsung 16

Sunday 6 December 2020 12:51

Awww hiz first “kermmit sewerside” they grow up so fast

brenniman 10

Sunday 6 December 2020 16:37

A future unabomber in the making? You may want to sleep lightly and with one eye open.

simontbw 10

Sunday 6 December 2020 23:47

Don't worry, he is just a kid. Spend more time with him, but some ice cream and sweet for him.Bring him to the Mac. and tell him he is very handsome and the girls are eyeing on him