Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML
Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Jaywin 3
Leave him nothing in your will
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.
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Comments (239)
1FML1 3
lol oh man thats mean i woulda smacked him :P i didnt think old people went on Fmylife no offense
xXHotSauceXx 0
awww god what is wrong with people that kid shouldn't be punished his parents should leave him more in your will than ur kids that will show them :)
infest0125 0
There's no such thing as too young for a beating!!
FML_Add1cT 0
It's your fault for being old...
LesYeuxDeDario 0
The best thing you could have done, get into a heated argument with that little bastard about how much of an dick and little ****** he really is, tell him he's gonna end up worse than you, without teeth and being ****** by a goat. Then pet his head and let go a smelly fart like you old people can only do. That will teach that little bastard.
augustdanielle 0
D:< What a freakin' douche.. Time to smack a hoee
Zachschozz 0
Why are you on fml
1234five 0
Did u then slap that little shit?
shortypie 3
EPIC WIN!
girlygirl666 0
#83-Now you do
girlygirl666 0
Personally, I don't think KIDS belong on this site. you idiot punks know that one can be a grandparent in your 40's, right?