By oldtimerclark - 21/06/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 598
You deserved it 3 961

Same thing different taste

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Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.


I don't get it who are the f***ing 'tards who said "YDI" jeez you guys are so fcking stupid! Even I wouldn't say such a thing...

Know what I don't get? Why you said that as a reply to me. Someone is a little desperate trying to get their comment at the top...

I agree. Spare the rod, spoil the child. Beat him 'til he sends you a "Hail Mary."

Because he has the freedom to do so. Why do you ask why? Nonsense.

Because he's had a lot more FMLs in his life then you've had in your what-? 13 years of sheltered existence? What's YOUR FML? That you had a masturbation accident? Oh poor you. :D

wow your grandson is a jerk, you should tell his parents

Well, what I have to say, is that I bet no grandparent would leave that much for a grandson in their will, they probably just left something small. So I highly dought the kid would even know if he was cut from the will, so how would it solve anything? I would take out a belt and whip his ass ;P

rallets 22

lmfao yea, now that FML has the ability to reply to comments, everyone replies to the first one but you still cant message people personally that blows

Agreed. The moment I read this FML, I immediately thought "Quick! Take his name out of the will." Or better yet, leave a snide remark about it in your will to be read aloud and embarrass the shit out of him. (:

that is so leave him nothing

easylazy 0

buy him dentures for his birthday

More likely, Jaywin, he just screwed up with the new comment system, and wasn't actually intending it to take advantage of anything or get him more views.

Out of 6 granddaughters, I was the only one that got a financial share of my grandmother's house. If the OP leaves his grandson out, he may very well feel it.

mehwhateverr 0

to number 129 hahahahaah best reply!

armageddillo 0

@#20, but don't you see the delicious irony of you replying to his reply?

53, You're kidding, right? You think grandparents don't leave massive amounts of their savings to their grandchildren in their will? Haven't you ever heard of college? It's ******* expensive.

nxkftw 0

I despise disrespectful brats. corporal punishment ftw.

cattoe7 0

don't believe everything the governemnt says.. im sure it wasn't the hairspray.. try the nuclear bombs they like to set off

agreed, he needs to be written out of the will. haha. oh and i see the OP is from georgia, like me. here's a better idea: throw him in the middle of I-75 northbound through atlanta at about 5:30. =]

alleyx3 0

what kind of grandpa goes on the computer anyways?

YDI. gotta face the truth sometime!!! plus helps you understand how important each day is.

awww.... that ungrateful little bitch. thats so mean

55-the grandson will know, if he hears what everyone else is getting, or better yet, if grandpa says 'and I leave nothing for my grandson'

And to grandson- a message "you get nothing because you're gonna die anyway"

kaylee777 0

I didn't know that grandparents used fml... ur a really hip old dude :D

NGM_47 0

Oh no....I hope you don't leave anything for him if you make a will!! He deserves nothing!! FYL indeed...

Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.

what a ******. and who the hell said "YDI".

hmmm. I think some people are that rude and instantly think a grandfather is already on his deathbed. True, nobody would ever think that he is soon to die and mention something such as his will. OP -> FYL for the comments on this post

YDI ... hmm a little bit for thinking that's a conversation his grandson (or anyone for that matter) would be interested in. If you want contact to your relatives (or indeed anyone at all) you need to avoid boring them to death.

anon919 0

I can't believe how inconsiderate people are these days. No matter your age, you always want to look good!

Dixie_Normous 0

I would have said "you sooner" and blunted his nosebone into his brain. :-D

I call bs, unless he was really young, but still who would tell their grandfather something like that

irishfever 0

Why were you talking to your grandson about your finances in the first place? And chill man, kids often say blunt things.

why are you asking stupid questions?

I was thinking the same thing. What is he doing making his grandson feel bad about his financial situation? On the other hand, if the kid is more than maybe six or seven, then the kid is a really a brat. I'm so torn....