By DisgustinglyFrustrated - 10/10/2013 15:40 - Argentina - Rosario

Spicy
Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 244
You deserved it 18 021

Same thing different taste

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GwennaRose 22

Maybe the cockroach just wanted to get in on the action

Threesome? Oh god, that was a horrible image. *throws up*

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GwennaRose 22

Maybe the cockroach just wanted to get in on the action

Damian95 16

Hey, it's getting more action than I am.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I always wanted to be Mila Kunis's hand in a situation like this. But I don't think I ever envisioned myself as a cockroach falling and landing on her hand. Hell, that actually may work out for me even better!

Is it just me that is reading "molesting" instead of "masturbating"?

n00b4liciou5 10

Me thinks OP doesn't know english & used Google Translate

jw90 18

No no I really think OP may have been molesting themselves.

Depending on ones preference it may be the same thing 66

Threesome? Oh god, that was a horrible image. *throws up*

Hmm my mental image required a giant cockroach.

GwennaRose 22

Hmmm, I just don't know if I could trust something that could survive nuclear radiation for weeks and not die (yes this is a play on not trusting that which bleeds for 5 days and does not die)

47 the part where you explained the joke, ruined the joke.

GwennaRose 22

Aha, well I guess I'll remember that for next time then

If OP is a woman, I imagine that's what she was already in the middle of doing before the cockroach came into the equation.

Hahahah damn, i'm gonna pretend I was witty enough to do that on purpose...

It wanted to earn its name as a cockroach. ;D

Wizardo 33

My thought exactly, it wants to deliver with its unimaginable longevity and stamina...