By DisgustinglyFrustrated - 10/10/2013 15:40 - Argentina - Rosario

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Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML
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GwennaRose 22

Maybe the cockroach just wanted to get in on the action

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Welshite 39
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Threesome? Oh god, that was a horrible image. *throws up*

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GwennaRose 22

Maybe the cockroach just wanted to get in on the action

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Damian95 16

What a dirty cockroach.

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hallix 21
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Hey, it's getting more action than I am.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I always wanted to be Mila Kunis's hand in a situation like this. But I don't think I ever envisioned myself as a cockroach falling and landing on her hand. Hell, that actually may work out for me even better!

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negb 30
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Is it just me that is reading "molesting" instead of "masturbating"?

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n00b4liciou5 10

Me thinks OP doesn't know english & used Google Translate

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jw90 18

No no I really think OP may have been molesting themselves.

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Gho5tk3y 17
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Depending on ones preference it may be the same thing 66

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usarmywife 19
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I agree w/ 102, some like it rough :)

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Welshite 39
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Threesome? Oh god, that was a horrible image. *throws up*

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wisericky 12
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Hmm my mental image required a giant cockroach.

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GwennaRose 22

Hmmm, I just don't know if I could trust something that could survive nuclear radiation for weeks and not die (yes this is a play on not trusting that which bleeds for 5 days and does not die)

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vipirius 18
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47 the part where you explained the joke, ruined the joke.

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GwennaRose 22

Aha, well I guess I'll remember that for next time then

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Koppol 15
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Haha now she's got two cocks.

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Ksweety_fml 27
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I bet that cockroach was liking that.

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jtthegr8 26
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Bugs get lonely too :(

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Bradley_Dillon 39
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So do AA fans :(

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mFUNdo21 17
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So do humans :(

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The_Paladin 16
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that would definitely kill the mood

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heartjenny 3
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The dirtiest phone sex convo ever.

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cosicosei 22
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Flick it off and continue.

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Pleonasm 35
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If OP is a woman, I imagine that's what she was already in the middle of doing before the cockroach came into the equation.

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cosicosei 22
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Hahahah damn, i'm gonna pretend I was witty enough to do that on purpose...

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ChenEighty 20
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It wanted to earn its name as a cockroach. ;D

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Wizardo 33

My thought exactly, it wants to deliver with its unimaginable longevity and stamina...

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rgri 11
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This is more like TMI than FML.

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lastbutnotleast 3
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did you scream O shit when the roach landed on you!

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tranced_ 44
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what's your point?

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