Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
Today, I was having some sexy time with my boyfriend, when suddenly he jumped out of the bed, screaming. Not having my glasses on, it took me few seconds to understand that a voyeurist cockroach was in the bed with us. FML
Was he intimidated by the insect's "manhood?" With such a name, its protuberance must be substantial. The big fear in a Devil's Triangle is being the guy who comes up short.
If anyone jumps, screams, and runs away, I immediately do the same whether I can see the source of the fear or not lol. Kinda fucked up though that he didn’t at least go, “AHH A ROACH! Get it babe!”