Easily scared

By Anonymous - 17/02/2022 17:59 - France

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Today, I was having some sexy time with my boyfriend, when suddenly he jumped out of the bed, screaming. Not having my glasses on, it took me few seconds to understand that a voyeurist cockroach was in the bed with us. FML
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Was he intimidated by the insect's "manhood?" With such a name, its protuberance must be substantial. The big fear in a Devil's Triangle is being the guy who comes up short.

If anyone jumps, screams, and runs away, I immediately do the same whether I can see the source of the fear or not lol. Kinda fucked up though that he didn’t at least go, “AHH A ROACH! Get it babe!”

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Are you the same girl who tried pranking her bf and ended up almost getting knocked out and had their glasses knocked off? What a turn of events!

If anyone jumps, screams, and runs away, I immediately do the same whether I can see the source of the fear or not lol. Kinda fucked up though that he didn’t at least go, “AHH A ROACH! Get it babe!”

Was he intimidated by the insect's "manhood?" With such a name, its protuberance must be substantial. The big fear in a Devil's Triangle is being the guy who comes up short.