Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
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UrYousername
| 15
Hopefully you didn't step in a poodle!
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Welshite
| 39
We call people who step in poodles animal abusers. HappyTurtle doesn't seem particularly cruel to me.
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mif_fml
| 27
How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle!
When you step in a poodle!
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SmallyBigs
| 9
Nice save 37!
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sonuskos
| 6
One must wonder how one would step in a poodle to begin with
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UrYousername
| 15
Apparently, no one thought I was punny.
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Goblin182
| 26
That joke only works if FIRST someone says its raining cats and dogs. Timing is everything in comedy.
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kathryn14
| 19
I don't understand people
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michelleJ11
| 25
What's there to understand? Someone needed an umbrella, so they took OP's. I don't think your comment is suitable for this FML.
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kathryn14
| 19
What I don't understand is why they would take an umbrella someone else is using!
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utrax
| 23
...because it was raining? It's self explanatory.
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kathryn14
| 19
No shit it was raining, I'm just saying most people wouldn't take one while someone else was using it..
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
28- Well of course Most people wouldn't do that....but then again, most people don't do dumb enough or selfish enough shit to end up on FML in the first place. So let me clarify this for you:
He was a douche bag.
He was a douche bag.
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mFUNdo21
| 17
28- it's called theft... it's not rare
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cmayer
| 20
Don't worry #2. I know what you mean. Fml is just full of picky assholes.
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SauceySarah
| 30
I would've ran after them and kicked some ass.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
3- When blatantly taking something from someone, you have to either be faster than your target, or confident you could kick his/her ass. So ask yourself if you look like a gorilla....because if not, then he doesn't give a fuck if you catch him or not.
So, ask yourself how badly you want to push for that umbrella now? Because if you do catch him, an umbrella may no be the only thing you lose that day. :p
So, ask yourself how badly you want to push for that umbrella now? Because if you do catch him, an umbrella may no be the only thing you lose that day. :p
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kayydb7
| 14
Don't give it up so easy next time, OP!
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Goblin182
| 26
That's what my girlfriends mother told her.
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isabellasimone
| 18
You should have chased him! Either way you'd end up soaked so you might as well get it back! Sorry OP:(
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
I agree,, get that mother f**ker
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kayteakay
| 26
I'd get my umbrella back and beat them over the head with it.
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Ryanstheman14
| 3
whats op mean?
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
80- Hi, Newbie. :)
Before someone informs you that Op may stand for Octogenarian Penis, Optimus Prime, Organic Pulp or perhaps even Optional Penetration, allow me to clarify that it actually refers to Original Poster, the person who started the FML in question that is being debated.
Again, welcome to the wonderful world of FML. ;)
Before someone informs you that Op may stand for Octogenarian Penis, Optimus Prime, Organic Pulp or perhaps even Optional Penetration, allow me to clarify that it actually refers to Original Poster, the person who started the FML in question that is being debated.
Again, welcome to the wonderful world of FML. ;)
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9echo
| 17
What an umbrage!
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ChenEighty
| 20
The pun was lost by a lot of people ...
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9echo
| 17
I should have known not to use advanced vocabulary on this website :P
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prinncess00
| 16
#6 That's very good.
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xzxXxzx
| 11
Sorry about that op I can't say anything really. It doesn't sound like a fml just that someone was selfish and took it..
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nattynatters
| 14
I would fight for my umbrella. Teach that person a lesson about stealing. Or call for help. Hope you were close to where you were going!
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AKAR2521
| 4
help mommy, someone stole my umbrella. i think an adult can defend theirself
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hessel
| 13
who steals an umbrella?
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nattynatters
| 14
Entitled people with no money or reason to feel entitled.
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michelleJ11
| 25
Someone standing in pouring rain without one.
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whitetiger13131
| 26
maybe voldemort?
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Rainhawk94
| 27
Rhianna
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cheshirecat13242
| 32
Was the thief dressed like Mary Poppins?
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rosha267
| 21
I'm sure you would have shared if they asked :(
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sarcasticlover
| 30
#15 would u share your umbrella with any random stranger or go ask any stranger to share their umbrella with you?
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Dracoboxer357
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25- I'd do one better and offer to share my umbrella with some poor sap getting drenched if I saw one.
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rosha267
| 21
I have before. If its pouring outside and someone is walking the same direction as me with no umbrella I would be happy to help out
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Some umbrellas aren't large enough to share. Both people end up getting partially wet.
Plus there's the whole "Personal Space" thing.
Plus there's the whole "Personal Space" thing.
When you step in a poodle!