By happyturtle - 10/10/2013 11:27 - Croatia

Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 372
You deserved it 3 318

Same thing different taste

Top comments

mif_fml 27

How do you know it's raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle!

SauceySarah 30

I would've ran after them and kicked some ass.


We call people who step in poodles animal abusers. HappyTurtle doesn't seem particularly cruel to me.

mif_fml 27

How do you know it's raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle!

One must wonder how one would step in a poodle to begin with

Apparently, no one thought I was punny.

Goblin182 26

That joke only works if FIRST someone says its raining cats and dogs. Timing is everything in comedy.

kathryn14 19

What's there to understand? Someone needed an umbrella, so they took OP's. I don't think your comment is suitable for this FML.

kathryn14 19

What I don't understand is why they would take an umbrella someone else is using!

...because it was raining? It's self explanatory.

kathryn14 19

No shit it was raining, I'm just saying most people wouldn't take one while someone else was using it..

28- Well of course Most people wouldn't do that....but then again, most people don't do dumb enough or selfish enough shit to end up on FML in the first place. So let me clarify this for you: He was a douche bag.

Don't worry #2. I know what you mean. Fml is just full of picky assholes.

SauceySarah 30

I would've ran after them and kicked some ass.

3- When blatantly taking something from someone, you have to either be faster than your target, or confident you could kick his/her ass. So ask yourself if you look like a gorilla....because if not, then he doesn't give a **** if you catch him or not. So, ask yourself how badly you want to push for that umbrella now? Because if you do catch him, an umbrella may no be the only thing you lose that day. :p

Don't give it up so easy next time, OP!

Goblin182 26

That's what my girlfriends mother told her.

You should have chased him! Either way you'd end up soaked so you might as well get it back! Sorry OP:(

Dodge4x4Ram 46

I agree,, get that mother f**ker

kayteakay 26

I'd get my umbrella back and beat them over the head with it.

80- Hi, Newbie. :) Before someone informs you that Op may stand for Octogenarian Penis, Optimus Prime, Organic Pulp or perhaps even Optional Penetration, allow me to clarify that it actually refers to Original Poster, the person who started the FML in question that is being debated. Again, welcome to the wonderful world of FML. ;)

I should have known not to use advanced vocabulary on this website :P

prinncess00 16
xzxXxzx 11

Sorry about that op I can't say anything really. It doesn't sound like a fml just that someone was selfish and took it..

nattynatters 14

I would fight for my umbrella. Teach that person a lesson about stealing. Or call for help. Hope you were close to where you were going!

help mommy, someone stole my umbrella. i think an adult can defend theirself

cheshirecat13242 32

Was the thief dressed like Mary Poppins?

rosha267 21

I'm sure you would have shared if they asked :(

#15 would u share your umbrella with any random stranger or go ask any stranger to share their umbrella with you?

25- I'd do one better and offer to share my umbrella with some poor sap getting drenched if I saw one.

rosha267 21

I have before. If its pouring outside and someone is walking the same direction as me with no umbrella I would be happy to help out

RedPillSucks 31

Some umbrellas aren't large enough to share. Both people end up getting partially wet. Plus there's the whole "Personal Space" thing.