By all5fingers - 08/09/2011 05:23 - Canada

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML
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Jimster1712 0

Now you can play a papa roach song! great band!

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Jimster1712 0

Now you can play a papa roach song! great band!

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

I stepped on a cricket one time bare footed at a theme park

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hellogoodbye1996 6

Today, I was crawling on the floor and something squished me, FML.

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GlitteryMasakali 1

I stepped on a wasp once, while playing soccer, bare footed. It stung me.

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YourEvilHero 12

I have seen a lot of frogs in the front lawn at my place as of late. I just know one day i will step on one. I'll be sure to make an fml about it.

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dd809 9

2- Why were you walking around at a theme park without shoes? That's disgusting!

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Enslaved 36

At 3 that's replying to 1, I was thinking more along the lines of "Getting Away with Murder" myself. (:

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gojira666 7

And by great band do you mean not a great band at all?

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Keyman1212 14

Ayyyoo 43, you burnt the shit out of 1. No, actually, you DIDN'T.

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ImFrackinBored 13

Getting an itch on your face while your playing guitar sucks. Especially in front of people during a solo...

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

14- I was at the water park section, do you go swimming with shoes on? Smartass

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Finn_the_human 5

Was it a Rockband guitar? And was your friends fiancé playing the drums while taking a crap?

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YdoIhaveAchode 4

Crunchatize me, captain!

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XxHoPPoxX 8

be greatful it wasnt a rad-roach (fnv FTW)

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I think OP would have other problems is it was a rad-roach.... Mainly the roach being the size of your foot might be one.

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rottentomatoes 7

The roch doesn't need to be the size of a foot to be crushed by it. I find it strange that there are roaches in the first place.

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ilovefall10 21

That's so weird. Just moments ago a big roach crawled onto my hand! I feel for ya OP! Creepy little bastards they are.

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hellogoodbye1996 6

Today, I was crawling on the ground and some guy squished me. FML.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

FMLs written from another point of view stopped being funny about.. wait, it was never funny.

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picupbart 0

today people stopped thinking I was funny because Im the reverse FML... FML

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AndreKanaan 6

Play la cucaracha in it's honor since you squished the poor bugger with your foot

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tammy0312 6

Lol! You know you're Latino when you would bring something up like that, ha! My dad taught me an alternate version of that song. It goes... La cucaracha La cucaracha La que tiene tu mama Cuando se agacha Cuando se agacha Se la mira tu papa! I know it's sick, but still hilarious!

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Sacurason 0

Ahhh, if only I knew Spanish...

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Janawa 22

Haha! I do, and that is hilarious... Z:)

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Janawa 22

And maybe OP will have to bless it's soul, for how could she not hear it's spirit wail in pain as she crushed it's soul. Yes I feel sorry for it, for it has to do into the spirit world the way it left the living plane..... Goodbye, la cucaracha, and may Ussen bless you soul.

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tammy0312 6

Ewwww.... They're so disgusting! I would freak! When I was little I moved to a ghetto area and they had roaches. It was so bad one morning my face was itchy so I went to scratch then felt something weird, that's when I realized I had just squished a roach on my face! I was scarred for life! Thank God we moved and left all our shit there so we wouldn't infest our new place too! Oh yeah and FYL OP.

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BlueberrySwisher 9

Stop playing guitar and clean your house bum.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Right FML, wrong appROACH to this situation.

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gleeklove 2

Hold a funeral for the cockroach! Come on give it some respect!!

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Raidriar 14

To all those who disliked this: A cockroach is living too, and deserves some respect. Humans are incredibly selfish and do not care for the billions they kill to get their way. It's sad, we hurt the earth in so many ways and do not even care.

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