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By fuck you sis - 12/10/2019 16:00

Today, my parents lectured me about the importance of family, and how forgiveness is necessary. This came after I stopped speaking to my sister. I cut her out of my life after she slept with a second boyfriend of mine. Apparently, it’s up to me to "be the bigger person." FML

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Today, my manipulative mother got upset and started ignoring me. All because she lectured me about doing too much for other people, then proceeded to tell me all her problems, and I actually took her advice. Other people's problems are not my responsibility to fix. FML

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By Brilee Bruxvoort - 31/05/2020 23:00

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By Gayafnow - 02/08/2021 02:01

Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Saturday 12 October 2019 17:38

Your sister sounds narcissistic and is manipulating your parents

budshot 2

Saturday 12 October 2019 17:52

you're already the bigger person. just move on.

Comments

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 12 October 2019 17:38

Your sister sounds narcissistic and is manipulating your parents

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 12 October 2019 20:28

Or they could genuinely be idiots, but I see your take on this.

budshot 2

Saturday 12 October 2019 17:52

you're already the bigger person. just move on.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 October 2019 18:03

While you have the scissors out, why don't you cut out your parents, too?

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 12 October 2019 18:03

Blood family ties do not mean you have to stand by them.

bullsonyourface 20

Saturday 12 October 2019 18:19

forgive her. not for her but for yourself. you don't have to go have drinks with the bitch, but holding on to this anger will give you explosive diarrhea.