Embarrassing, Cars and Transportation: Dumbass

Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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You deserved it 108 560

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By Dani - 12/01/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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You deserved it 6 060

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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You deserved it 3 668

By GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

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You deserved it 39 382

By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 178

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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You deserved it 17 913

By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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You deserved it 9 764

By AAA guy - 04/02/2015 16:02 - United States

Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML

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You deserved it 5 574

By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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You deserved it 13 264

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 26 404

uglymoose89 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

kkkristennnn 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

dumbass

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uglymoose89 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

hellokittywhore 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 5:50

smooth

kyleinsane 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 6:07

are you ******* kidding? your dumber than Billy madison.... ******* retard

scardoza 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 8:30

billy madison!!! tht shitz hilarious

azhein 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 10:35

there's no way you didn't know in 20 minutes unless as soon as you realized it was locked you didn't mess with it again. the first thing I would do is see if my window was cracked so I could get something in there to unlock it

tashb 17

Thursday 14 August 2014 17:01

Ehh I don't know. This doesn't sound legit to me. My 5 year old nephew is smarter than you.

kkkristennnn 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

dumbass

inoculated 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

For the sake of the human gene pool I hope this is fake.

B_Foxy 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 22:46

You took the words right out of my mouth, #3.

sacredlie 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:00

#3 i 2nd that

friday1892 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

your parents must be so proud of you.

FBIWarning 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:10

*golf clap*

Bitts 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:12

You are a dumbass

Sybarite_fml 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 7:36

Explains the comma splicing

PureGold 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:14

Wow he must have thought you were an idiot xP But seriously...how did you not notice?

emery52 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:15

JOKE

Bobskoo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:15

I was almost sick with laughter. You sound like my senile grandmother. ARE you my senile grandmother?

piderman13 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:16

Honestly, I'm impressed. For those who have seen the movie "Idiocracy," I never really thought it would happen but with people like you the world has a chance. Unfortunately.