Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
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uglymoose89 0
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ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

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uglymoose89 0
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ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

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hellokittywhore 0

smooth

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kyleinsane 0
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are you fucking kidding? your dumber than Billy madison.... fucking retard

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scardoza 0
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billy madison!!! tht shitz hilarious

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azhein 0

there's no way you didn't know in 20 minutes unless as soon as you realized it was locked you didn't mess with it again. the first thing I would do is see if my window was cracked so I could get something in there to unlock it

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tashb 17
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Ehh I don't know. This doesn't sound legit to me. My 5 year old nephew is smarter than you.

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inoculated 0
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For the sake of the human gene pool I hope this is fake.

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B_Foxy 0
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You took the words right out of my mouth, #3.

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sacredlie 1
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#3 i 2nd that

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friday1892 0
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your parents must be so proud of you.

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FBIWarning 0

*golf clap*

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Bitts 0
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You are a dumbass

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Sybarite_fml 5
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Explains the comma splicing

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PureGold 0
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Wow he must have thought you were an idiot xP But seriously...how did you not notice?

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Bobskoo 0
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I was almost sick with laughter. You sound like my senile grandmother. ARE you my senile grandmother?

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piderman13 0

Honestly, I'm impressed. For those who have seen the movie "Idiocracy," I never really thought it would happen but with people like you the world has a chance. Unfortunately.

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