FML : Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner...

Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML

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By Whyis Dremora - / Sunday 30 September 2018 15:00 / United States - San Marcos

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By Leeono | 26

#7702105 - Sunday 30 September 2018 22:17

Finally and answer to “what crawled up your butt?!”

By donthatemebut | 13

#7702107 - Sunday 30 September 2018 22:20

Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

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By Leeono | 26

#7702105 - Sunday 30 September 2018 22:17

Finally and answer to “what crawled up your butt?!”

By donthatemebut | 13

#7702107 - Sunday 30 September 2018 22:20

Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7702112 - Sunday 30 September 2018 22:28

What kind of asshole can’t tell the difference between an arachnid and an insect?

By Michelle Strutt | 2

#7702125 - Sunday 30 September 2018 23:13

Yeah, right.

By ChromoTec | 23

#7702132 - Sunday 30 September 2018 23:31

The cock-roach chose the wrong hole

RichardPencil | 27

#7702225 - Monday 1 October 2018 7:29

To some, there are no wrong holes -- just ones that require more lube.

By geniusness | 6

#7702140 - Monday 1 October 2018 0:04

Did you burn the house down? Because you should burn your house down. It's the only logical reaction.

By Linda Mau | 10

#7702168 - Monday 1 October 2018 1:27

The cockroach was a male and was just tryna get laid

By PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7702169 - Monday 1 October 2018 1:38

That is the type of roach you'd expect to try to enter you there.

By jac_1964_au | 20

#7702175 - Monday 1 October 2018 1:56

To funny

J352SAURUS | 30

#7703155 - Tuesday 2 October 2018 23:40

...or not to funny?

Cali | 54

#7704829 - Saturday 6 October 2018 20:49

That is the question.

By ReallyChillDude | 4

#7702179 - Monday 1 October 2018 2:07

That cockroach has a real go getter attitude lol.

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