By Whyis Dremora - 30/09/2018 15:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML
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Leeono 26
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Finally and answer to “what crawled up your butt?!”

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donthatemebut 14

Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

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Leeono 26
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Finally and answer to “what crawled up your butt?!”

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donthatemebut 14

Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

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RichardPencil 30
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What kind of asshole can’t tell the difference between an arachnid and an insect?

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ChromoTec 24

The cock-roach chose the wrong hole

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RichardPencil 30
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To some, there are no wrong holes -- just ones that require more lube.

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geniusness 6

Did you burn the house down? Because you should burn your house down. It's the only logical reaction.

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Linda Mau 10
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The cockroach was a male and was just tryna get laid

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PenguinPal3017 19

That is the type of roach you'd expect to try to enter you there.

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ReallyChillDude 4

That cockroach has a real go getter attitude lol.

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TheSminty1 17
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Get fat like me. Nothing gets near my butthole without spelunking gear

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