Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
they always work in pairs. one distracts you and the other attacks.
flashback.miss 28
ouch. hopefully they stopped to see if you were okay.
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Comments (87)
PenguinBitch 43
Careful, those Silvan elves from the Woodland realm are full of surprises.
lulzcoaster 3
i hope they learned their lesson, and you sue the bastard
airhead2015 18
What's the lesson to be learned?
outoftown 26
Why is 17 voted down? If OP is harmed and the biker doesn't have insurance to cover it, its the law's job to ensure OP's made whole for his losses.
airhead2015 18
Well no, they were biking on a public trail. Also the bikers could easily sue her for damage as well. Most trails tell you to give way to bikers. If the bikers had to try to avoid her, and couldn't, then she was probably standing right in the middle of the trail. Have you ever gone biking on a trail? If you have, you'd understand how frustrating people can be.
potatomanjr 16
Lesson to be learned? It's sometimes hard to see around corners on a trail.. Depending on how fast the rider was going, he could have locked up the brakes but slid into OP. Plus it's harder to move off a trail quickly on a mtb. Most trails I ride at gives bike riders the right of way.
Dcguitarman1996 7
Second times the charm
brebabee793 13
That must have hurt! Hopefully he was nice and apologized.
HeyTherexxx 21
Ouch.
TXFernwoods 26
ARE YOU O.K.? :O
breakinlegs 19
Damn bikers!
martin8337 35
Bikers vs hikers.
weveallbeenthere 30
bikers 1, hikers 0
thatguyybrian 12
Bikers 2
awilliams44 9
dang they really had it in for you! sorry op :(
Taurus_ChicKa 36
Bikers are like deer - there is never only one!