Poopoo peepee and Work: Symphonic

Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 14:01

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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Qwermy 16

Friday 31 January 2014 1:31

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

elmatador615 12

Friday 31 January 2014 1:31

I hate public restrooms so much

Comments

Qwermy 16

Friday 31 January 2014 1:31

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

domking1315 20

Friday 31 January 2014 1:52

The way this fml is worded is amazing

kalaynav 12

Friday 31 January 2014 1:55

he sure as hell won't be able to make it into the bathroom then.

applebramble 22

Friday 31 January 2014 2:00

That co-worker sounds like he's never had diarrhoea , which I highly doubt . It happens to everyone . Geez

incoherentrmblr 21

Friday 31 January 2014 4:23

...and fooking gave it...

n3ophyt3 10

Friday 31 January 2014 4:55

Well he will start a muzik concert

Ambient25 24

Friday 31 January 2014 7:12

He must of had Taco Bell

Wizardo 33

Friday 31 January 2014 10:50

#19, I know right, are symphony is now added to my phrase encyclopaedia *toot toot tooooot*

Wizardo 33

Friday 31 January 2014 21:16

I only just re-read my comment, auto correct changed arse so I apologise to the dying GN's out there.

elmatador615 12

Friday 31 January 2014 1:31

I hate public restrooms so much

Zwingend 15

Friday 31 January 2014 2:06

I don't think many people like them but I'd take public restrooms over people ******** in the streets.

hahatofunny 20

Friday 31 January 2014 2:14

It's better than ******** in a plastic bag like that one FML.

frankiero 17

Friday 31 January 2014 2:14

Or in a plastic bag.

kolapo 8

Friday 31 January 2014 3:37

Shut up Alex

allie2590 31

Friday 31 January 2014 6:04

Same here. They wouldn't be so bad if people would keep their judgements to themselves.

Mirorbo 26

Friday 31 January 2014 12:37

The judgement just amazes me too. It's something EVERYONE has to do... so why the judgement and disgust? Unless they're some sort of alien who never has a bowel movement.

airhead2015 18

Friday 31 January 2014 1:32

At least it wasn't your boss.

TheJasonLi 13

Friday 31 January 2014 1:33

Were you in the stall at least? If not fyl :/

parism143 28

Friday 31 January 2014 4:47

Public, workplace restrooms generally have stalls, yes, but even so, still pretty ******* embarrassing.

cmitchell52 7

Friday 31 January 2014 5:00

Depends on the country and how modernized the building is. For the U.S yeah it usually, hardly in the Asian countries. Can't say for the UK I've never been there. Not to be a smart ass :P

Mauskau 35

Friday 31 January 2014 10:48

#50, we're as advanced in the UK as the US is. Every public toilet has stalls or cubicles, and sometimes they're fancy ones that shut you off from everyone else. Sometimes there is just the one toilet, but they tend to be like those disabled toilets and have the sink in there with the toilet. Most of the world has cubicles, and I've been to some poor countries.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Friday 31 January 2014 15:33

You made me picture that scene in Bridesmaids!

zoepie 7

Friday 31 January 2014 1:35

When nature calls dude. Sorry OP

DenBriZel 31

Friday 31 January 2014 11:47

Your poor butt! And your poor co-worker's nose!

buckeyed 20

Friday 31 January 2014 1:35

I'm not sure why he's so surprised about a person farting/pooping in the bathroom. There could have been a lot worse places to do it! Sorry though OP. Not a fun feeling.