Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
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Qwermy 16

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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Qwermy 16

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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kalaynav 12

he sure as hell won't be able to make it into the bathroom then.

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applebramble 22

That co-worker sounds like he's never had diarrhoea , which I highly doubt . It happens to everyone . Geez

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incoherentrmblr 21

...and fooking gave it...

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Wizardo 33

#19, I know right, are symphony is now added to my phrase encyclopaedia *toot toot tooooot*

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Wizardo 33

I only just re-read my comment, auto correct changed arse so I apologise to the dying GN's out there.

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Zwingend 15

I don't think many people like them but I'd take public restrooms over people ******** in the streets.

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hahatofunny 20

It's better than ******** in a plastic bag like that one FML.

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allie2590 31

Same here. They wouldn't be so bad if people would keep their judgements to themselves.

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Mirorbo 26

The judgement just amazes me too. It's something EVERYONE has to do... so why the judgement and disgust? Unless they're some sort of alien who never has a bowel movement.

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TheJasonLi 13

Were you in the stall at least? If not fyl :/

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parism143 28

Public, workplace restrooms generally have stalls, yes, but even so, still pretty ******* embarrassing.

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cmitchell52 7

Depends on the country and how modernized the building is. For the U.S yeah it usually, hardly in the Asian countries. Can't say for the UK I've never been there. Not to be a smart ass :P

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Mauskau 35

#50, we're as advanced in the UK as the US is. Every public toilet has stalls or cubicles, and sometimes they're fancy ones that shut you off from everyone else. Sometimes there is just the one toilet, but they tend to be like those disabled toilets and have the sink in there with the toilet. Most of the world has cubicles, and I've been to some poor countries.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

You made me picture that scene in Bridesmaids!

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DenBriZel 31

Your poor butt! And your poor co-worker's nose!

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buckeyed 20

I'm not sure why he's so surprised about a person farting/pooping in the bathroom. There could have been a lot worse places to do it! Sorry though OP. Not a fun feeling.

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MidnaLink 33

Two words come to mind: "Loud" and "Stinky".

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RedPillSucks 31

@39 what about "lugubrious" and "bombastic"

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neutralize 12

"Arse" and "symphony"... two words I thought should never be in the same sentence, until now.

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Metallica36176 16

I know. This FML was beautifully wrote and left a very detailed image in the mind. xD

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Lillias_fml 19

Google Mozart's "Leck mich im Arsch" masterpiece. People make art out of these two words.

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cometkeeper00 3

yea, I'm so glad for the most part people stopped this specific stupid thing.

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GEBEH 14

isn't (....) supposed to be additional/optional information to the existing sentence? because "that's op" isn't a very good contribution.

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Cynical_1 26

Oh...like it's never happened to him. People can be so self-righteous.

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