By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 581
You deserved it 3 202

Same thing different taste

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Is tequila your name or were you pedaling under the influence?

hopefully wearing your helmet. There I finished your sentence.


Veraymix 6

Just a little banged up huh?

My friend crashed his dirtbike...after we got him home his mom asked if the bike was ok not him

Thanks for the insightful comment, 1.

11 well don't leave u hanging was the dirtbike okay?

Why is the first comment usually something retarded like, 'hahaha'?

Maybe OP is just exaggerating or being a little bitch.

Kn0wledge123 21

"Hahaha"? Wow. What an incredibly insightful comment. I'm amazed! Please, show us more of your wisdom!

for teh most part a piece was bent tho lol nothin too bad

why does it matter if someone says, lol, or hahha. it is a perfectly fine comment. stop trolling so hard... ffs

So you're saying that you got a little banged up so a concerned guy came over, realized you weren't injured and said thank goodness so you think your life sucks? This is more like an "I'm spoiled and I crave attention."

this reminds me of a friend that died in a bike crash yesterday. op yu should be grateful instead of complaining

You are lucky u didn't get to hurt he probably meant broken bones cause I have a friend same thing happened to him and he broke his collarbone

throw the bike at his face... "it's okay at least THAT didn't hurt either"

lendalynn 5

that really sucks op... sorry

i think the guy ment "thank god you didnt break your back"

platepopper 0

it takes skill to fail. and we both have skill

sxe_beast 11

wat point of gramer no us in rl durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dint nebudy tel u??!?!?! retart! GRAMER USLES!

sxe_beast 11

I know the difference between the two. Even if it were spelled correctly that sentence wouldn't have been grammatically correct. What point of grammar no use in real life dur didn't anybody tell you? Retard! Grammar useless!

gb_chrs 2

he meant well XD but luckily you didn't die from such an impact.

Is tequila your name or were you pedaling under the influence?

flockz 19

too bad u weren't chuck norris. he doesn't fall, the ground just wants to be closer to him.

iAmScrubs 19

The guy seems like one of those people who are constantly smiling. If you got shot in the head, he'd probably continue to smile and say the same thing.

emmiep1011 7

I hope you were wearing your helmet...

iAmScrubs 19

There's no greater feeling than a pole from a bicycle seat lodged directly in your ass.