Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
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Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
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teentee401 36
That sucks, but at least someone actually cared enough to stop.
Redoxx_fml 22
Atleast you didn't get struck by lightning afterwards.
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Comments (53)
teentee401 36
That sucks, but at least someone actually cared enough to stop.
void669 4
Way to see the positive side and you are very right
Doritozilla 20
At least they ran over the bike and not another limb of yours.
bazookajoey 27
Your bicycle is seriously your priority right now?
ShadowlessSpear 21
No, more like rubbing salt in a wound.
OneFourNine 9
Well, it's 2FLM...
xjon1600 17
Sounds rough OP. Will their liability insurance cover it? It may be worth looking at.
ImmortalSyn 17
Cover what exactly? Op was riding a bicycle and a deer knocked him off. Unless I'm misreading this and it meant bike as in motorcycle then there would be no insurance and the person who stopped who help wouldn't be at fault at all because they didn't cause the accident.
xdafuze 12
I think he meant the people who ran over his bike should have to get him a new bike
dntbeadouche 25
yes, I hope the deer is covered under a good insurance company. hope you were able to get its info before it ran off into the woods.
xjon1600 17
Yes, what #19 wrote. I was specifying the car that ran over his bike. I am aware that the deer was probably too young to get proper insurance
mrsmikelowrey 15
So, you are suggesting making the people who stopped to help PAY for accidentally running the bike over because they were so concerned over making sure the health and well-being of another human being was ok that they didn't see a bike? This is why people don't help others anymore. This is why they just stand by and video with their phones.
revolvearoundme 15
No good deed should go unpunished.
aceking602 11
all of you who are trying to pin this on those kind people are dicks
jengo54 16
It was an accident, at least they stopped to help.
Redoxx_fml 22
Atleast you didn't get struck by lightning afterwards.
JKPwnage 27
"At least it's not raining." *gets stabbed*
Samba1234 13
Oh that sucks a lot!! But at least someone cared about you, and didn't just let you lay there injured. Get well soon!
Internetflakes 13
i bet that deer was just like, SURPISE MF.. sorry though OP!
VeganVampyre 26
Reminds me of that Gilmore Girls episode where a deer crashes into the side of Rory's car and then runs off. "I just got hit by a deer!" "What? You hit a deer?!" "No, I got hit BY a deer!" Obviously the deer that hit OP is a fan of Gilmore Girls and wanted to give it a try.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
You can always get a new bicycle. At least you weren't seriously injured, and that someone came to check on you.
Sandsh8rk 36
Oh deer, that's no good. Hope you get better soon!
OneFourNine 9
Harmed arm, broke bike! Oh dear!