Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
they always work in pairs. one distracts you and the other attacks.
flashback.miss 28
ouch. hopefully they stopped to see if you were okay.
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Comments (87)
tompou6 19
Hopefully you are not in too much pain OP.
worthlessACfan 11
to remember next time in the woods: watch up for bikers!
pandarammer 7
FYL OP. Terrible luck and timing, on the bright side there wasn't a third.
Neverend3r 5
uh oh I better go. I hear a mountain lion.
nk94 13
Isn't there a trail just for cyclists?
Ben009 13
Next time jam a stick in is spokes
TogeBara 12
Today I went mountain biking with a friend. Just as we were getting into it racing down a slope, some pedestrian idiot walks right out in front of us, my friend managed to just skim past. I, however, did not. FML
fatkidfalling 11
This happened to me once, but at a skatepark lol
nick3600 22
Move, bitch. Get out the way.
cjlerch 29
FYL. I know how that feels, and it doesn't feel good. Hope you're okay, OP.