FML : Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the...

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Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML

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By MyLifeSucks - / Monday 15 April 2013 22:11 / United States - Houston

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By sikunt89_fml | 16

#5451054 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:20

Definitely possible, FYL for the lack of trust she has for you.

By HayleyFaith15 | 14

#5451067 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:23

She doesn't seem to accept being wrong very easily.. Or she just really doesn't trust you.

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By sikunt89_fml | 16

#5451054 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:20

Definitely possible, FYL for the lack of trust she has for you.

eternalibra | 14

#5451358 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 01:28

By waffule365 | 16

#5451056 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:20

Well did you?

By error404n0tf0und | 21

#5451058 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:20

bit unnecessary

By tacojauns | 44

#5451060 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:21

The perfect crime...

By Welshite | 39

#5451064 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:22

She must really love her vitamins.

By HayleyFaith15 | 14

#5451067 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:23

She doesn't seem to accept being wrong very easily.. Or she just really doesn't trust you.

Alleged_Cranium | 7

#5451224 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 12:17

S-S-psycho-mom

By oj101 | 33

#5451075 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:27

The pills must be going to her head.

By 01Ben21 | 10

#5451084 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:34

Probably should have a pow wow with your mom on trust and taking an L.

fml121785 | 14

#5451132 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:13

I know what a pow wow is, but weird choice of words. But what the hell is "taking an L"?

BlueFlatts | 20

#5451166 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:50

Taking a Lesson? Lunesta? Lemon? Lick? Liger? Oh, the possibilities!

ebbie | 8

#5451329 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 01:06

Lol no, taking an "L" means taking a loss. In this case it means the mother needs to handle the fact that she's in the wrong. She in a way "lost."

By lambda_fml | 40

#5451093 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:39

Damn your Ninja reflexes son!

By karlcolt45 | 18

#5451099 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 09:41

oh you pill poppers, masters of stealth and deception

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